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[+2]: Up to one target creature an opponent controls attacks Gideon, Battle-Forged during its controller's next turn if able.
[+1]: Until your next turn, target creature gains indestructible. Untap that creature.
[0]: Until end of turn, Gideon, Battle-Forged becomes a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn.

[+1]: Put a loyalty counter on Gideon, Champion of Justice for each creature target opponent controls.
[0]: Until end of turn, Gideon, Champion of Justice becomes a Human Soldier creature with power and toughness each equal to the number of loyalty counters on him and gains indestructible. He's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn.
[–15]: Exile all other permanents.

[+2]: Untap all creatures you control. Those creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.
[0]: Until end of turn, Gideon, Martial Paragon becomes a 5/5 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn.
[–10]: Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn. Tap all creatures your opponents control.

Whenever you attack with two or more non-Gideon creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures.
[+2]: Until end of turn, Gideon, the Oathsworn becomes a 5/5 white Soldier creature that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn.
[–9]: Exile Gideon, the Oathsworn and each creature your opponents control.

If an opponent controls more lands than you, search your library for up to three Plains cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+2.

Enchant creature
When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. Return Gift of Immortality to the battlefield attached to that creature at the beginning of the next end step.

Target creature gets +2/+1 and gains flying until end of turn.

You gain shroud until end of turn.
Cycling {2}

You gain 1 life for each person who high-fives you in the next thirty seconds. Each player in an Un-game who high-fives you gains 1 life. (Offer high fives. Don't hit people.)

Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.

Target creature gets +2/+6 until end of turn and can block any number of creatures this turn.

Enchant creature
Cumulative upkeep {S}
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 for each age counter on Glacial Plating.

Exile target white permanent.

Enchant creature
When Glaring Aegis enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+3.

When Glass Casket enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls with mana value 3 or less until Glass Casket leaves the battlefield.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on other creatures you control.
Enchanted creature has vigilance and "{W}, {T}: Bolster 1."

Creatures you control get +1/+2 until end of turn. Untap those creatures.
Basic landcycling {1}{W}

For Mirrodin!
Whenever equipped creature and at least one other creature attack, draw a card.
Equip {1}{W}

Tap X target creatures. Scry 1.

Each player chooses from the lands they control a land of each basic land type, then sacrifices the rest.

Creatures you control get +1/+1.

Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Choose target Wall creature. Whenever that creature is dealt damage by an attacking creature this turn, you gain that much life.

Enchant nonland permanent
As Gobsmacked enters the battlefield, choose a person outside the game.
As long as you can see the chosen person from your seat, enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.