mtg.wtf

At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

When you encounter this phenomenon, open a Magic: The Gathering booster pack and shuffle it without looking at its contents. Those cards become the booster deck. You become the monarch. For the rest of the game, at the beginning of the monarch's end step, that player draws a card from the booster deck. They may spend mana of any type to cast those cards.

When you attack with three or more creatures, conjure a card named Mox Ruby into your hand. This ability triggers only once.
{1}{R}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

All Hounds are Dogs. (We'll errata this to be true.)
First strike, lifelink
Underdog — If you've lost a game this match, Ruff, Underdog Champ and other Dogs you control get +1/+1.

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
You can't attack with an odd number of creatures.
Whenever you attack, double target creature's power until end of turn.

State-based actions don't apply to you or other permanents you control. (You don't lose the game due to having 0 or less life or drawing from an empty library. Your creatures aren't destroyed due to damage or deathtouch and aren't put into a graveyard due to having 0 or less toughness. Your planeswalkers aren't put into a graveyard if they have 0 loyalty. You don't put a legendary permanent into a graveyard if you control two with the same name. Counters aren't removed from your permanents due to game rules. Permanents you control attached or combined illegally remain on the battlefield. For complete rules and regulations, see rule 704.)

Menace
Whenever Rulik Mons, Warren Chief enters or attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. If you didn't put a card onto the battlefield this way, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.

At the beginning of your upkeep, Rumbling Slum Avatar deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Starting intensity 1
Enchant land
Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional amount of {G} equal to Runaway Growth's intensity. Then Runaway Growth intensifies by 1.

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Put two charge counters on Runecarved Obelisk.
{T}, Sacrifice Runecarved Obelisk: Seek a card with the highest mana value among cards in your library with mana value X or less, where X is the number of charge counters on Runecarved Obelisk.

Instead of taking turns as normal, players take their phases sequentially. (For example, you take your beginning phase as the active player, then the next player in turn order becomes the active player and takes their beginning phase. After each player had a beginning phase, do the same for first main, combat phase, second main, ending phase, and then beginning phase again. If this creature leaves the battlefield, the active player continues their turn as normal.)

When you set this scheme in motion, choose any number of creatures with different mana values. Destroy those creatures.

Whenever Ryan attacks, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost if it's a spell with mana value less than or equal to Ryan's power. Put the exiled cards not cast this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Doctor's companion

{2}{U}, {T}: Look at the top card of target player's library. If it has an Agents of S.N.E.A.K. watermark, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it on your choice of the top or bottom of its owner's library.

You may have S.N.O.T. enter stuck to another creature named S.N.O.T. If you do, all those creatures form a single creature.
S.N.O.T.'s power and toughness are each equal to the square of the number of cards named S.N.O.T. stuck together to form it. (One is a 1/1, two are a 4/4, three are a 9/9, and four are a 16/16. If you manage to get -1 S.N.O.T.s stuck together, it's a 1/1.)

Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, put a +0/+1 counter on that creature for each 1 damage prevented this way.

A person outside the game chooses an attacking or blocking creature target opponent controls. That player sacrifices that creature.

Starting with the next opponent in turn order, each player chooses a creature you don't control. Destroy the chosen creatures.

Reach, defender
Commander spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever you cast a commander spell, create X 1/1 Stained Glass artifact creature tokens that are all colors, where X is the number of colors of that commander.

[+1]: Scry 2. If you control an artifact, draw a card.
[–2]: Create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying. They gain haste until end of turn.
[–4]: You get an emblem with "Artifact creatures you control get +1/+1" and "Artifact spells you cast cost {1} less to cast."

Flash
This spell costs {2} less to cast if there are no instant or sorcery cards in your hand.
When Saiba Syphoner enters the battlefield, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
If Saiba Syphoner would die, shuffle it into your library instead.

Lifelink
When Saint Elenda enters, conjure a card of your choice from Saint Elenda's spellbook into your hand. You may cast that card this turn without paying its mana cost.
At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create an X/X white Avatar creature token, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.

Tap X creatures, where X is a number from 0 to 5 chosen at random.

{2}: Choose a creature you control. It becomes a copy of target creature except for its name.

When you planeswalk away from Sanctum of Serra, destroy all nonland permanents.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may have your life total become 20.