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Piercing Light deals 2 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. Scry 1.

Exile target tapped creature.
Forecast — {2}{W}, Reveal Piercing Rays from your hand: Tap target untapped creature.

Haste
Robots you control get +1/+1.
{R}{W}, {T}, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.

Blocking creatures get +0/+3 until end of turn.

Choose one —
• Destroy target Aura attached to a creature.
• Target Soldier creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
• Creatures you control gain vigilance until end of turn.

When Piggy Bank dies, create a Treasure token.

Pigment Storm deals 5 damage to target creature. Excess damage is dealt to that creature's controller instead.

First strike; banding

Convoke
Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Surveil 2.

Flying
When Pileated Provisioner enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control without flying.

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Target player mills two cards. Draw two cards.

Flying
{S}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Flying
{1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Pilfering Imp: Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Protection from red
{W}, Sacrifice Pilgrim of Justice: The next time a red source of your choice would deal damage this turn, prevent that damage.

Protection from black
{W}, Sacrifice Pilgrim of Virtue: The next time a black source of your choice would deal damage this turn, prevent that damage.

When Pilgrim of the Ages enters, you may search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
{6}: Return Pilgrim of the Ages from your graveyard to your hand.

First strike, trample

Flying
When Pilgrim's Eye enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Flying
{2}, {Q}: Add one mana of any color.

Destroy target artifact or land. It can't be regenerated.

Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is twice the number of lands you control. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Plot {1}{B}{G}

When Pillaging Horde enters, sacrifice it unless you discard a card at random.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may sacrifice a creature. If that player doesn't, they lose 5 life and you sacrifice Pillar Tombs of Aku.

Pillar of Flame deals 2 damage to any target. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.