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Menace
{2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.

{B}: Regenerate this creature.

{1}{W}: This creature gains first strike until end of turn.

Kicker {1}{U}
When this creature enters, if it was kicked, return target permanent to its owner's hand.

Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice for each creature put into your graveyard from the battlefield this turn.

{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Target opponent discards a card at random. Activate only as a sorcery.

{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target creature blocking it.
Sacrifice a creature named Feral Shadow, a creature named Breathstealer, and this creature: Search your library for a card named Spirit of the Night, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

This creature can't block.
{U}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by this creature this turn.

Kicker {1}{G}
Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. You gain 2 life. If this spell was kicked, return another target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever this creature enters or attacks, exile target card from a graveyard. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
This creature has flying as long as a card exiled with it has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance.

Other black creatures get -1/-1.

Kicker {3}
{B}: Regenerate this creature.
If this creature was kicked, it enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if that player controls a nonblack, nonland permanent, this creature deals 1 damage to that player.

{2}{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Each other player loses 2 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Draw a card.

Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. You may tap any number of untapped Vampire creatures you control. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on each of those Vampires.

Flying
Whenever Urgoros deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card at random. If the player can't, you draw a card.

When this creature enters, the Ring tempts you.

Split second
Choose any number of target creatures with equal toughness. Destroy the chosen creatures.

Whenever you commit a crime, put a +1/+1 counter on Vadmir. This ability triggers only once each turn.
As long as Vadmir has four or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has menace and lifelink.

Menace, lifelink
If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead. When you do, you may pay {2}. If you do, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life."

{3}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Flying, lifelink
Ward—Sacrifice three nonland permanents.
If a card you didn't control would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
During your turn, you may play cards exiled with Valgavoth. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost.

When Valki enters, each opponent reveals their hand. For each opponent, exile a creature card they revealed this way until Valki leaves the battlefield.
{X}: Choose a creature card exiled with Valki with mana value X. Valki becomes a copy of that card.

Menace
Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of other Squirrels, Bats, Lizards, and Rats you control.