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Deathtouch, haste
Whenever Maestros Diabolist attacks, if you don't control a Devil token, create a tapped and attacking 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."

{4}{U/R}, Exile Maestros Initiate from your graveyard: Draw two cards, then discard a card.

When Maestros Theater enters the battlefield, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.

Whenever you commit a crime, create a tapped Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Sacrifice three Treasures: Create a 4/4 red Scorpion Dragon creature token with flying and haste. Activate only as a sorcery.

When Mage's Attendant enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 blue Wizard creature token with "{1}, Sacrifice this creature: Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {1}."

Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, Magebane Lizard deals damage to that player equal to the number of noncreature spells they've cast this turn.

Magma Pummeler enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
If damage would be dealt to Magma Pummeler while it has a +1/+1 counter on it, prevent that damage and remove that many +1/+1 counters from it. When one or more counters are removed from Magma Pummeler this way, it deals that much damage to any target.

When Magmatic Galleon enters the battlefield, it deals 5 damage to target creature an opponent controls.
Whenever one or more creatures your opponents control are dealt excess noncombat damage, create a Treasure token.
Crew 2

Haste
When Magmatic Sprinter enters the battlefield, put two oil counters on target artifact or creature you control.
At the beginning of your end step, return Magmatic Sprinter to its owner's hand unless you remove two oil counters from it.

When Magnetic Snuffler enters the battlefield, return target Equipment card from your graveyard to the battlefield attached to Magnetic Snuffler.
Whenever you sacrifice an artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on Magnetic Snuffler.

{T}: Add {C}.
{4}, {T}: Investigate.

Reach

Until end of turn, target artifact or creature becomes a 4/4 Angel artifact creature and gains flying.
Draw a card.

Casualty 1
Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with power 4 or greater.

Look at the top three cards of your library. You may exile a nonland card from among them. If you do, it becomes plotted. Put the rest into your hand.

When Makeshift Binding enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until Makeshift Binding leaves the battlefield. You gain 2 life.

When this creature transforms into Malady Invoker, target creature an opponent controls gets -0/-X until end of turn, where X is Malady Invoker's power.

Choose target creature you control and target creature you don't control. If the creature you control entered the battlefield this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then those creatures fight each other.

Whenever Malamet Brawler attacks, target attacking creature gains trample until end of turn.

Flash
When Malamet Scythe enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Equip {4}

Trample
Descend 4 — Whenever Malamet Veteran attacks, if there are four or more permanent cards in your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

When Malamet War Scribe enters the battlefield, creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn.

Flying, vigilance
When Malcator's Watcher dies, draw a card.

When Malcator, Purity Overseer enters the battlefield, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.
At the beginning of your end step, if three or more artifacts entered the battlefield under your control this turn, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.