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Oyaminartok, Polar Werebear has hexproof if it hasn't dealt damage yet.
Whenever Oyaminartok deals combat damage to a player, create a Food token.
{U}, Sacrifice a Food: Draft a card from Oyaminartok's spellbook. When you do, add {U}{U}{U}. Spend this mana only to cast blue creature spells.

Flying
Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, create a 3/3 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Ozox, the Clattering King can't block.
When Ozox dies, create Jumblebones, a legendary 2/1 black Skeleton creature token with "This creature can't block" and "When this creature leaves the battlefield, return target card named Ozox, the Clattering King from your graveyard to your hand."

Artifacts you control have hexproof.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control the artifact with the highest mana value or tied for the highest mana value, draw a card.

Partner with Haldan, Avid Arcanist
Haste
Whenever Pako, Arcane Retriever attacks, exile the top card of each player's library and put a fetch counter on each of them. Put a +1/+1 counter on Pako for each noncreature card exiled this way.

Vigilance, lifelink
Exile Paladin Danse, Steel Maverick: Each creature you control that's an artifact or Human gains indestructible until end of turn.

Battalion — Whenever Paladin Elizabeth Taggerdy and at least two other creatures attack, draw a card, then you may put a creature card with mana value X or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking, where X is Paladin Elizabeth Taggerdy's power.

Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Palladia-Mors unless you pay {R}{G}{W}.

Flying, vigilance, trample
Palladia-Mors, the Ruiner has hexproof if it hasn't dealt damage yet.

{T}: Target creature gets +0/+2 until end of turn. Activate only during your turn, before attackers are declared.

Whenever Pantlaza, Sun-Favored or another Dinosaur you control enters, you may discover X, where X is that creature's toughness. Do this only once each turn.

Whenever you or a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter that spell or ability unless that player pays 4 life.
Whenever you copy a spell, up to one target opponent may also copy that spell. They may choose new targets for that copy.

Whenever Pashalik Mons or another Goblin you control dies, Pashalik Mons deals 1 damage to any target.
{3}{R}, Sacrifice a Goblin: Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Goblin offering
Whenever Patron of the Akki attacks, creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Fox offering
Whenever a creature attacks, you may gain 1 life.

Moonfolk offering
Flying
{1}: Put up to two land cards from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Rat offering
Whenever a permanent is put into an opponent's graveyard, that player loses 1 life.

Snake offering
{T}: Untap all Forests and all green creatures. Activate only once each turn.

{B}{R}: Pavel Maliki gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Lifelink
Enchantment spells you cast have affinity for Auras.
Whenever you cast an Aura spell that targets a modified permanent you control, draw a card.

If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus an additional Food token are created instead.
Sacrifice three Foods: Draw a card.

The first historic spell you cast each turn has convoke.
Doctor's companion

When Perrie enters, put a shield counter on target creature.
Whenever Perrie attacks, target creature you control gains trample and gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of different kinds of counters among permanents you control.

Creature tokens you control have haste.
Parley — At the beginning of combat on your turn, each player reveals the top card of their library. For each land card revealed this way, you create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token. Then creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn for each nonland card revealed this way. Then each player draws a card.

When Phage the Untouchable enters, if you didn't cast it from your hand, you lose the game.
Whenever Phage deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated.
Whenever Phage deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game.