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Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
Create a Treasure token.

Kicker {1}{B}
Draw three cards, then discard two cards. If this spell was kicked, target player discards two cards.

Devoid
As an additional cost to cast this spell, put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard.
Processor Assault deals 5 damage to target creature.

Return up to three target creature cards with mana value 1 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Forecast — {5}{W}, Reveal Proclamation of Rebirth from your hand: Return target creature card with mana value 1 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

{T}: Prodigal Pyromancer deals 1 damage to any target.

{T}: Prodigal Sorcerer deals 1 damage to any target.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +7/+7 and has trample.

Whenever one or more Vehicles you control attack, create a 1/1 colorless Pilot creature token with "This creature crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater."
Crew 2

Choose two —
• Target player loses X life.
• Return target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
• Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
• Up to X target creatures gain fear until end of turn.

You draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Whenever a creature card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, you gain 1 life.

Profane Prayers deals X damage to any target and you gain X life, where X is the number of Clerics on the battlefield.

{3}{W}{B}: Exile target creature. Then if there are three or more cards exiled with Profane Procession, transform it.

Two target players exchange life totals. You create an X/X colorless Horror artifact creature token, where X is the difference between those players' life totals.

Suspend 2—{1}{B}
Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Exploit
When Profaner of the Dead exploits a creature, return to their owners' hands all creatures your opponents control with toughness less than the exploited creature's toughness.

Menace
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
Sacrifice a Treasure: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
[+1]: You lose 1 life. Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
[–3]: Each opponent sacrifices a creature with the greatest power among creatures that player controls.
[–8]: Each opponent may discard a card. If they don't, they lose 3 life. Repeat this process six more times.

When Professor of Symbology enters, learn.

When Professor of Zoomancy enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life."

Choose one —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
• Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn.

Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Fuse

Return target permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Rebound

When Proft's Eidetic Memory enters, draw a card.
You have no maximum hand size.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you've drawn more than one card this turn, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is the number of cards you've drawn this turn minus one.