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{2}, {T}: Prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by target creature you control. That creature gets +0/+X until end of turn, where X is its mana value.

Whenever Krydle of Baldur's Gate deals combat damage to a player, that player loses 1 life and mills a card, then you gain 1 life and scry 1.
Whenever you attack, target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Kurbis, Harvest Celebrant enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the amount of mana spent to cast it.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from Kurbis: Prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn to another target creature with a +1/+1 counter on it.

When Kylem All-Star enters the battlefield, create a token copy of All that Glitters and attach it to this creature. (It's an aura with "enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control.)
Enchantments you control are Gold artifacts in addition to their other types and have "Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color."

When this creature enters, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever you crank Lackey Recycler, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Flying
Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost {1} less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit. Be reasonable.)

Exile all nontoken creatures you control, then roll a d20.
1—9 | Return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
10—20 | Return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control, then exile them again. Return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Double strike
When this creature enters or specializes, seek a nonland permanent card with mana value 3 or less.

Double strike
When this creature enters or specializes, return up to two target creature cards with total mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Double strike
Specialize {1}
When you cast this spell, it gains "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may exile this creature, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control."

Double strike
When this creature enters or specializes, conjure a duplicate of a random creature card from an opponent's library into your hand. It perpetually gains "You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast this spell."

Double strike
When this creature enters or specializes, other creatures you control and creature cards in your hand perpetually get +1/+1.

If you would put one or more counters on a creature or planeswalker you control or on yourself, put that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead.
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Double strike
When this creature enters or specializes, create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. If you can't, planeswalk.
Whenever chaos ensues, any number of target players each create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Still Point in Time — All spells have split second.
Whenever chaos ensues, Lake Silencio deals 6 damage to target creature an opponent controls. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has first strike.

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.

Land Cap doesn't untap during your untap step if it has a depletion counter on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a depletion counter from Land Cap.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}. Put a depletion counter on Land Cap.

First strike

Discard a card: If the discarded card was a land card, Land's Edge deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker. Any player may activate this ability.

Choose a land type. Exile all lands you control of that type. Drop those cards, one at a time, onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Destroy each permanent completely covered by those cards. Then return the cards you dropped to the battlefield tapped.

Whenever Landlore Navigator attacks, create a Map token.
At the beginning of your end step, if two or more artifacts entered under your control this turn, conjure a card named Thieving Magpie onto the battlefield.

Flying
Disturb {1}{U}