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When Proficient Pyrodancer enters, you may put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
{2}{R}: Another target creature with an art sticker on it gets +2/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. You win the game if there are eight or more different names among unlocked doors of Rooms you control.

Untap each creature you control during each other player's untap step.

When Propagator Primordium enters, conjure two cards named Propagator Primordium into your graveyard.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on Propagator Primordium.
Remove three spore counters from Propagator Primordium: Return target Fungus creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has protection from die rolls. (Nothing that lets a player roll a die can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to equipped creature.)
Equip {2}

Allows Richard to propose marriage to Lily. If the proposal is accepted both players win; mix the cards in play, both libraries, and both graveyards as a shared deck.

Ninjutsu {1}{U}
Whenever one or more Ninja or Rogue creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.

As Protean War Engine enters, draft a card from Protean War Engine's spellbook and exile it.
Whenever Protean War Engine becomes crewed, until end of turn, it becomes a copy of the exiled card, except it's a Vehicle artifact in addition to its other types.
Crew 3

Living metal
Whenever another creature or Vehicle you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Prowl. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, convert Prowl.

More Than Meets the Eye {2}{W}
Whenever Prowl attacks, exile up to one other target tapped creature or Vehicle. For as long as that card remains exiled, its owner may play it.
Whenever a player plays a card exiled with Prowl, you draw a card and convert Prowl.

Whenever you cast your first enchantment spell each turn, create a 2/2 white Nymph enchantment creature token.
At the beginning of each combat, if you control five or more enchantments, Psemilla, Meletian Poet gets +4/+4 and gains lifelink until end of turn.

Flying
{2}{U}: Target creature gains flying until end of turn.

Flash
When Psionic Snoop enters, it connives.

Each player plays with the top card of their library held against their forehead, revealed to each other player.

As Psychic Paper becomes attached to a creature, choose a creature card name and a creature type.
Equipped creature has ward {1}, it can't be blocked, and its name and creature type are the last chosen name and creature type.
Equip {2}

Enchant creature
All creatures attack enchanted creature's controller each combat if able.
When enchanted creature dies, draw two cards.

Kicker {1}{U}
When Pull of the Mist Moon enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Pull of the Mist Moon leaves the battlefield.
When Pull of the Mist Moon enters, if it was kicked, choose a nonland permanent card in your hand. It perpetually gains "When this permanent enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this permanent leaves the battlefield."

Target opponent gets a poison counter. Then, if you have more poison counters than that player, return Pulse of the Hunter Maze to its owner's hand.

Punctuate deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation marks in that creature's text box. (The punctuation marks are ! ? , ; : - — ( ) / " " ' ' & .)

At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one target creature card from your graveyard. If you do, seek a creature card with mana value equal to the mana value of that card plus one. That card perpetually gains menace.

Flying, indestructible
When Puresteel Angel enters, exile all artifacts that aren't colorless.
Whenever Puresteel Angel deals combat damage to a player, you get an emblem with "If you would lose the game, instead your life total becomes 20, shuffle your graveyard into your library, you lose all poison counters, and you lose this emblem."

Visit — Reveal cards from the top of your library until you decide to stop. If the total mana value of the cards revealed this way is 7 or less, create a 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature token. If the total is exactly 7, claim the prize! Shuffle the revealed cards into your library.
Prize — Put five +1/+1 counters on a Teddy Bear you control. It gains haste. Sacrifice Push Your Luck and open an Attraction.

Lifelink
Whenever a Boar you control attacks, each nonland card in defending player's hand perpetually gains "When you cast this spell, you lose 1 life."

{R}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Pygmy Giant deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.

{1}, {T}: Pyre-Sledge Arsonist deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of permanents you've sacrificed this turn.