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Trample
When Phylath, World Sculptor enters, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token for each basic land you control.
Landfall — Whenever a land enters under your control, put four +1/+1 counters on target Plant you control. It gains trample until end of turn.

Toxic 1
Whenever Phyresis Roach deals combat damage to a player, Insects you control and Insect cards in your graveyard, hand, and library perpetually gain toxic 1.

Flying
All Incubator tokens you control become Food, Blood, Clue, Treasure, and Powerstone in addition to their other types, and have the respective abilities of those tokens. (Once they transform, they're no longer Incubator tokens.)

Affinity for Phyrexians (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Phyrexian you control.)
Flying
Phyrexian Broodstar's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Phyrexians you control.

({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.)
Flying
When Phyrexian Chimney Imp dies, target opponent puts two cards from their hand on top of their library in any order.

When Phyrexian Cytoshaper enters the battlefield, incubate 1.
Incubator tokens you control have artifact evolve. (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control with greater power or toughness that the number of +1/+1 counters on that token, put a +1/+1 counter on that token.)

Haste
Oil Scavenge {3}{R} ({3}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a number of oil counters equal to this card's power on target creature. Oil Scavenge only as a sorcery.)

Menace
Whenever Phyrexian Harvester is dealt damage, seek that many nonland cards. At the beginning of your next end step, discard those cards.

{3}, {T}, Sacrifice Phyrexian Incubator: Search your library for any number of Phyrexian cards or cards with phyrexian back faces, exile them, then incubate 2 that many times. Then shuffle.

Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body.
When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice Phyrexian Librarian.

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, you get {TK}.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Undying
{TK}{TK} — 4/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/9

Flying, toxic 1

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}, Discard a card: Conjure a card named Phyrexian Scrapyard into your hand.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice three lands named Phyrexian Scrapyard: Conjure a card named Soul of New Phyrexia onto the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Phyrexian Seedling enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Proliferatelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to proliferate that many times. You proliferate before checking for lethal damage on creatures.)

Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, you get {E}{E}.
At the beginning of your end step, you may pay one or more {E}. If you do, create an X/X colorless Vehicle artifact token named Nalaar Aetherjet with flying and crew 2, where X is the amount of {E} spent this way.

Choose any number of modes that total exactly 4. You may choose the same mode more than once.
[1] Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
[2] Create a 1/1 black Snake creature token with deathtouch.
[4] All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and create a Treasure token. Then if there are six or more luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two Treasure tokens, then sacrifice Pick-a-Beeble and open an Attraction.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, gobble X. (Each time you gobble, take a bite of food or sacrifice a Food token.)
X target creatures you control each get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

Pie-roclasm deals π damage to each non-Clown creature. (How to calculate π isn't important. It's a smidgen more than 3.)

Starting intensity 1
Draw a card. If Piece It Together's intensity is 4, instead take an extra turn after this one.
Cards you own named Piece It Together intensify by 1.

Haste
Robots you control get +1/+1.
{R}{W}, {T}, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.

When Pin Collection enters, you may put an ability sticker with ticket cost X or less on it without paying that sticker's ticket cost.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has all abilities of ability stickers on Pin Collection.
Equip {2}

Whenever you attack, create a Pin token attached to target attacking creature you control. It's an Pin Aura enchantment with enchant creature and "Enchanted creature gets +1/+1."
Whenever Chaos ensues, each opponent loses X life, where X is the total number of pins attached to you and creatures you control. (This includes pins on your backpack.)

When you encounter this, draw a card for each pin you are wearing and each Pin token attached to creatures you control. (This includes pins on your backpack.) (Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

Deathtouch
Whenever Pinchy McStingbutt deals combat damage to a player, conjure a card named Death of a Thousand Stings, Lethal Sting, or Stinging Shot at random into your hand and reveal it. (Treat conjured cards like cards.)