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At the beginning of your upkeep, you may have target opponent discard a card at random.
Whenever an opponent discards a card, you may create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.

Flying
When this creature enters, target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature token you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.
Embalm {3}{W}{U}

At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.

Brazen Boarding deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If excess damage is dealt this way, conjure a card with mana value equal to that excess damage from Brazen Boarding's spellbook onto the battlefield. If that excess damage is 4 or greater, instead conjure a card named Admiral Beckett Brass onto the battlefield.

Flying
When this creature dies, create a tapped 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.

Trample, haste
Whenever Hanweir attacks, create two 3/2 colorless Eldrazi Horror creature tokens that are tapped and attacking.

Flash
When this creature enters, return a green or white creature you control to its owner's hand.

This creature gets +2/+2 for each face-down creature on the battlefield.
Morph {3}{G}

Defender
Flying

Vigilance
{T}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target legendary permanent that's an artifact, creature, or enchantment.

Flying
Other Dragons you control get +1/+1.
Storm

As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Vampire you control.
Gain control of target creature. Change the text of that creature by replacing all instances of one creature type with Vampire.

{1}, Sacrifice a creature: Search your library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

When this creature enters, draw a card, then discard a card.

Multicolored spells cost {2} less to cast.

{1}{R}{R}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
{T}, Remove all +1/+1 counters from this creature: It deals damage to any target equal to the number of +1/+1 counters removed this way.

Create a 3/1 red Elemental creature token unless any opponent has you draw a card. Repeat this process two more times.

When this creature dies, each opponent sacrifices an artifact or creature of their choice.

Roll a d20.
1—9 | Tap all creatures your opponents control.
10—19 | Tap all creatures your opponents control. Those creatures don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps.
20 | Tap all creatures your opponents control. Those creatures don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps. Until your next turn, creatures your opponents control enter tapped.

As this artifact enters, choose a color.
Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen color, you gain 1 life.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G}.

Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a green Wurm with base power and toughness 6/4.
Overload {4}{G}{G}

Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0 and have trample.
At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform this creature.

You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
Lands you control are every basic land type in addition to their other types.