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This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, surveil 1.

Kicker {G} and/or {W}
When this enchantment enters, you gain 3 life for each time it was kicked.
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, you may reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. If you do, you lose life equal to its mana value.

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Metalcraft — That creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn instead if you control three or more artifacts.

Whenever Water Weird deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on Water Weird if the top card of your library is a nonland card. Otherwise, you may mill a card.
{1}{U}: Water Weird gets +1/-1 until end of turn.

First strike
As an additional cost to cast red permanent spells, you may pay 2 life. Those spells cost {R} less to cast if you paid life this way. This effect reduces only the amount of red mana you pay.
Whenever you cast a red permanent spell, this creature deals 1 damage to any target.

You can cast spells only during your turn and you can cast no more than two spells each turn.
You may cast spells with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands you control without paying their mana costs.

Vanishing 12
Whenever one or more time counters are removed from this enchantment, scry 1 and you gain 1 life. Then if this enchantment has no time counters on it, exile it. When you do, take an extra turn after this one.

{2}, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

When this creature enters, venture into the dungeon.

Reach, deathtouch
{3}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Whenever this creature or another Cleric dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Target player mills four cards. You shuffle up to four cards from your graveyard into your library.
Replicate {2}{U}{U}

Target player reveals a number of cards from their hand equal to the number of Swamps you control. You choose one of them. That player discards that card.

At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses life equal to the number of tapped creatures you control.

Vigilance

Whenever this creature becomes blocked, you gain 1 life.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Equip {1}

{1}: Until end of turn, target token you control becomes a green Bear creature with base power and toughness 4/4 in addition to its other colors and types.
Choose a Background

Trample
At the beginning of each combat, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact.
Search your library for an artifact card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Sacrifice this creature: Your opponents can't cast noncreature spells this turn.

You gain 6 life.
Cycling {1}{W}
When you cycle this card, you may gain 2 life.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay 3 life.
Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Whenever a player attacks you, target attacking creature gets -2/-0 until end of turn.
Whenever a player attacks, if they aren't attacking you, that player chooses an attacking creature. It gets +2/+0 until end of turn.