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Indestructible
Whenever Sapling of Colfenor attacks, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card, you gain life equal to that card's toughness, lose life equal to its power, then put it into your hand.

Whenever Saradoc, Master of Buckland or another nontoken creature with power 2 or less enters the battlefield under your control, create a 1/1 white Halfling creature token.
Tap two other untapped Halflings you control: Saradoc gets +2/+0 and gains lifelink until end of turn.

Whenever you cast a historic spell, investigate. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Doctor's companion

Specialize {3}
At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.

When this creature specializes, seek a creature card and put it into your graveyard, then conjure two duplicates of it into your graveyard.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.

At the beginning of each player's end step, if no permanents left the battlefield this turn, that player loses X life, where X is Sarevok's power.
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At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creature, instant, and sorcery cards in your graveyard.

First strike
At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gains first strike and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.

Menace
At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gains menace and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.

Trample
At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.

Dragon spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever a Dragon enters the battlefield under your control, you may have Sarkhan, Soul Aflame become a copy of it until end of turn, except its name is Sarkhan, Soul Aflame and it's legendary in addition to its other types.

Whenever a permanent an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Sarulf, Realm Eater.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Sarulf has one or more +1/+1 counters on it, you may remove all of them. If you do, exile each other nonland permanent with mana value less than or equal to the number of counters removed this way.

Ward—Discard an enchantment, instant, or sorcery card.
Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, each opponent mills two cards. When one or more cards are milled this way, exile target enchantment, instant, or sorcery card with equal or lesser mana value than that spell from an opponent's graveyard. Copy the exiled card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Ward {2}
Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, amass Orcs 2.

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, amass Orcs X, where X is that spell's mana value.
Goblins and Orcs you control have ward {2}.

Other tapped creatures you control have deathtouch.
Other untapped creatures you control have hexproof.
{1}, {T}: Untap another target creature or land you control.

Reveal your hand: If you have seven or more land cards in your hand, flip Sasaya, Orochi Ascendant.

Vigilance, haste
As Saskia the Unyielding enters the battlefield, choose a player.
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, it deals that much damage to the chosen player.

Whenever you activate a ninjutsu ability, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Each creature card in your hand has ninjutsu {2}{U}{B}.

Whenever you activate a ninjutsu ability, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Each creature card in your hand has ninjutsu {1}{U}{B}.

Menace
Whenever Satoru, the Infiltrator and/or one or more other nontoken creatures enter the battlefield under your control, if none of them were cast or no mana was spent to cast them, draw a card.

{T}: Put a lore counter on each Saga you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
When Satsuki, the Living Lore dies, choose up to one —
• Return target Saga or enchantment creature you control to its owner's hand.
• Return target Saga card from your graveyard to your hand.

When you cast this spell, amass Orcs 5, mill five cards, then return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Trample
Whenever a commander an opponent controls dies, the Ring tempts you.

Ward—Sacrifice a legendary artifact or legendary creature.
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, amass Orcs 1.
Whenever an Army you control deals combat damage to a player, the Ring tempts you.
Whenever the Ring tempts you, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw four cards.

When Sauron, the Lidless Eye enters the battlefield, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn.
{1}{B}{R}: Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. Each opponent loses 2 life.