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When you unlock this door, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them until the end of your next turn.

Whenever equipped creature attacks, draw a card, then discard a card.
Equip {1}
Craft with one or more creatures {5}

When one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, if there is no monarch, you become the monarch.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 1/1 black Assassin creature token with deathtouch and haste.

Draft Paliano Vanguard face up.
As you draft a creature card, you may reveal it, note its creature types, then turn Paliano Vanguard face down.
Other creatures you control of a type you noted for cards named Paliano Vanguard get +1/+1.

Reveal Paliano, the High City as you draft it. The player to your right chooses a color, you choose another color, then the player to your left chooses a third color.
{T}: Add one mana of any color chosen as you drafted cards named Paliano, the High City.

{3}, {T}: Choose a random summon card from all players' decks. For each player, flip a coin. If the flip ends up heads, put a token creature into play and treat it as though an exact copy of the chosen summon card were just played.

Library ninjutsu {1}{U} ({1}{U}, Shuffle an unblocked attacker you control into its owner's library: Put this card onto the battlefield from your library tapped and attacking. Activate only while searching your library.)
Whenever Panglacial Shinobi deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

When you planeswalk to Panopticon, draw a card.
At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card.
Whenever chaos ensues, draw a card.

Flying
{3}: Paragon of Modernity gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If exactly three colors of mana were spent to activate this ability, put a +1/+1 counter on it instead.

Whenever another creature you own enters, you get {TK}.
{W}, {T}: You may put a sticker on a creature you own that entered this turn.

{1}, Sacrifice Park Map: Search your library for a land card that doesn't have the same art as a permanent you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Return up to two target creature cards that each have a hat and/or mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Haste
You can attack with Party Crasher once each combat during each opponent's turn.

Pass the Torch deals 2 damage to any target. Choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target card named Pass the Torch from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If you do, this creature perpetually loses this ability".

When Patchplate Resolute enters or leaves the battlefield, you get a one-time boon with "When you cast a creature spell, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it."
Unearth {1}{W}

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Will of the Planeswalkers — Starting with you, each player votes for planeswalk or chaos. If planeswalk gets more votes, planeswalk. If chaos gets more votes or the vote is tied, chaos ensues.

Target player draws four cards.
Will of the Planeswalkers — Starting with you, each player votes for planeswalk or chaos. If planeswalk gets more votes, planeswalk. If chaos gets more votes or the vote is tied, chaos ensues.

Create X 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.
Will of the Planeswalkers — Starting with you, each player votes for planeswalk or chaos. If planeswalk gets more votes, planeswalk. If chaos gets more votes or the vote is tied, chaos ensues.

Discard all the cards in your hand. Add {R} for each card discarded this way, then draw that many cards plus one.
Will of the Planeswalkers — Starting with you, each player votes for planeswalk or chaos. If planeswalk gets more votes, planeswalk. If chaos gets more votes or the vote is tied, chaos ensues.

Each player mills two cards. Then you put a creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. It's an artifact in addition to its other types.
Will of the Planeswalkers — Starting with you, each player votes for planeswalk or chaos. If planeswalk gets more votes, planeswalk. If chaos gets more votes or the vote is tied, chaos ensues.

Choose one or both —
• Return target creature you control to its owner's hand. That card perpetually gains "This spell costs {1} less to cast."
• Return target creature you don't control to its owner's hand. That card perpetually gains "This spell costs {1} more to cast."

Patient Turtle enters with two +1/+1 counters on it if you didn't go first this game.

Lifelink
Damage isn't removed from creatures your opponents control during cleanup steps.

Target creature perpetually loses all abilities, then Patriar's Humiliation deals damage to it equal to the number of creatures you control.

Flying
Other Spirits you control get +1/+1.
Spells you cast from your graveyard cost {U} less to cast.