mtg.wtf

When you planeswalk to Grove of the Dreampods and at the beginning of your upkeep, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Visit — Look at the bottom of your library, then give a person outside the game a one-word clue not on that card. They guess a word. If their guess appears in that card's name, claim the prize!
Prize — Reveal the card, put it into your hand, then sacrifice Guess Your Fate and open an Attraction.

Whenever you crank Guest List, target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard.

Pay 1 life: You may cast target creature card in your graveyard this turn.
Whenever you cast a creature spell from your graveyard, it becomes a black Zombie Knight.
If a Zombie Knight would be put into your graveyard from the battlefield, exile it instead.

Visit — Choose target creature you control. Each other creature you control becomes a copy of that creature until end of turn, except it isn't legendary.

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

{TK}{TK} — {T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast noncreature spells.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Infect
{TK}{TK} — 3/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 4/7

Whenever you crank Hard Hat Area, roll two six-sided dice. Hard Hat Area assembles a number of Contraptions equal to the difference between those results. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Visit — Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of your next end step.

Whenever you crank Head Banger, target creature must be blocked this turn if able.

The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {1} less to cast.
The first noncreature spell each opponent casts each turn costs {1} more to cast.

Creatures with power 7 or greater can't attack or block.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 7/7 colorless Eldrazi creature token with annihilator 1.

{3}, Sacrifice a creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a land card from your library chosen at random onto the battlefield.

Whenever a nontoken creature you control deals combat damage to an opponent, choose a creature card at random from your library, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Hidden agenda
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen name deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {U}. If you do, draw a card.

At the beginning of your first upkeep, create a 1/2 white Soldier creature token with defender.
At the beginning of each other player's first upkeep, that player creates a 1/1 red Goblin creature token with "This creature can't block."

All permanents untap during each player's untap step.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may search your library for up to three basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You lose life equal to its mana value. You may play that card this turn.
Praise Him — Whenever chaos ensues, choose a color. Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is your devotion to that color. Then sacrifice another creature.

When you encounter Human-Time Lord Meta-Crisis, each player chooses one or two creatures they control. Each player creates a token that's a copy of the first creature they chose, except it isn't legendary. Then each player who chose a second creature puts a number of +1/+1 counters on the token they created equal to the power of the second creature they chose.

The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {1} less to cast.
You can't cast instant or sorcery spells.

Whenever you crank Hypnotic Swirly Disc, target player mills X cards, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Each opponent can't cast more than one spell each turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if no opponent cast a spell since your last turn ended, abandon this scheme.

When you set this scheme in motion, each other player searches their library for a card, reveals it, and puts it into their hand. Then you search your library for two cards and put them into your hand. Each player shuffles.

When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent loses 3 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.