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Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has trample and lifelink.
Equip {3}

Ultima Founding — {T}, Tap two untapped artifacts you control: Create a 2/2 white Astartes Warrior creature token with vigilance.
Master of Machines — {T}, Tap X untapped creatures you control: Look at the top X cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

During your turn, each non-Equipment artifact and non-Aura enchantment you control with mana value 4 or greater is a 4/4 Elemental creature in addition to its other types and has indestructible, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."

Islandwalk
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life.

Whenever one or more other creatures you control with base power and toughness 1/1 enter, put a +1/+1 counter on Bess.
Whenever Bess attacks, each other creature you control with base power and toughness 1/1 gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Bess.

A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)

Enchant artifact or land
Enchanted permanent has "{T}: Target player adds two mana of any one color. The next spell they cast this turn has cascade."

Choose one —
• Counter target noncreature spell.
• Conjure a duplicate of target creature card in an opponent's graveyard into your hand. It perpetually gains "You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast this spell."
If there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard, draft a card from Bind to Secrecy's spellbook.

Cascade
Bituminous Blast deals 4 damage to target creature.

At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 2 damage to you for each Treasure you control.
{T}: Create a Treasure token.

First strike
Survey the Realm — Whenever Black Panther or another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target land you control.
Mine Vibranium — {3}: Move all +1/+1 counters from target land you control onto target creature. If one or more +1/+1 counters are moved this way, you gain that much life and draw a card.

Other Zombies you control get +1/+0.

Flying
When Bladewing enters, you may return target Dragon permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
{B}{R}: Dragon creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Flying, haste
Whenever Bladewing deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, for each creature card in your graveyard, create a 2/2 black Zombie Knight creature token with menace.

More Than Meets the Eye {1}{R}{G}
Other nontoken artifact creatures and Vehicles you control have modular 1.
Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on Blaster, convert it.

Modular 3
{X}, {T}: Move X +1/+1 counters from Blaster onto another target artifact. That artifact gains haste until end of turn. If Blaster has no +1/+1 counters on it, convert it. Activate only as a sorcery.

{1}, Sacrifice another creature: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Flying, haste
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card.

Blightning deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker. That player or that planeswalker's controller discards two cards.

Flying
Whenever Blim deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.

I, III — Choose target creature. Its owner shuffles it into their library, then investigates.
II, IV — Create a 2/2 black Alien Angel artifact creature token with first strike, vigilance, and "Whenever an opponent casts a creature spell, this token isn't a creature until end of turn."

Trample, haste
At the beginning of the end step, this creature's owner shuffles it into their library.

Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, choose one —
• That player returns a permanent they control to its owner's hand.
• That player discards a card.

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to any target.
Fuse