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First strike, deathtouch
Whenever Glissa Sunslayer deals combat damage to a player, choose one —
• You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Remove up to three counters from target permanent.

Mountainwalk

Haste, toxic 3
Glissa's Retriever can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.
Corrupted — When Glissa's Retriever dies, exile it. When you do, return up to X target cards from your graveyard to your hand, where X is the number of opponents who have three or more poison counters.

Glistener Seer enters the battlefield with three oil counters on it.
{T}, Remove an oil counter from Glistener Seer: Scry 1.

Glistening Sphere enters the battlefield tapped.
When Glistening Sphere enters the battlefield, proliferate.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.
Corrupted — {T}: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only if an opponent has three or more poison counters.

Flying, haste
Whenever Goldspan Dragon attacks or becomes the target of a spell, create a Treasure token.
Treasures you control have "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add two mana of any one color."

For Mirrodin!
Equipped creature gets +0/+1.
Equip {1}{W}

Affinity for Equipment
Create five 2/2 red Rebel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. For each of those tokens, you may attach an Equipment you control to it.

When Goliath Hatchery enters the battlefield, create two 3/3 green Phyrexian Beast creature tokens with toxic 1.
Corrupted — At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent has three or more poison counters, choose a creature you control, then draw cards equal to its total toxic value.

Juggernauts you control attack each combat if able.
Juggernauts you control can't be blocked by Walls.
Other creatures you control have base power and toughness 5/3 and are Juggernauts in addition to their other creature types.

{T}: Add {R}.

Reveal the top X plus one cards of your library. Choose a creature card and/or a land card from among them. Put those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. If X is 5 or more, instead put the chosen cards onto the battlefield or into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Enchant creature
When Grisly Transformation enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature has intimidate.

When Gulping Scraptrap enters the battlefield or dies, proliferate.

Hazardous Blast deals 1 damage to each creature your opponents control. Creatures your opponents control can't block this turn.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a token that's a copy of equipped creature, except the token isn't legendary. That token gains haste.
Equip {5}

For Mirrodin!
As long as it's your turn, equipped creature has first strike and trample.
Equip {2}{R}

For Mirrodin!
Equipped creature has flying.
Creatures you control that are equipped get +1/+0.
Equip {2}{W}

Hexgold Slash deals 2 damage to target creature. If that creature has toxic, Hexgold Slash deals 4 damage to that creature instead.

For Mirrodin!
Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, if it's the first combat phase of the turn, untap each attacking creature. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
Equip {3}{R}

Each creature you control can block an additional creature each combat.

Return all artifacts target player owns to their hand.

Target player discards two cards at random.

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on Ichor Synthesizer.
As long as Ichor Synthesizer has four or more oil counters on it, it gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked.

Planeswalkers you control have "[0]: Proliferate" and "[–12]: Take an extra turn after this one."
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, choose a counter on target permanent. Put an additional counter of that kind on that permanent.