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{2}{R}, {T}: Choose a land type. Target creature you control gains snow landwalk of the chosen type until end of turn. Return that creature to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Sacrifice a permanent: Return target creature to its owner's hand.

{T}: Add {C}.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, or Wizard spell or to activate an ability of a Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, or Wizard.

Flying
At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn,
Augment {1}{B} ({1}{B}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Create a Treasure token.

Vigilance
Aggressive (During your turn, there is an additional combat phase after the first, and only creatures with aggressive may attack during it.)

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
At the beginning of your opponents' end step, if they cast four or more spells this turn, abandon this scheme.

Whenever you crank Bee-Bee Gun, until end of turn, target creature gains "{2}: This creature fights another target creature."

Destroy all creatures. Creature cards in your hand perpetually get +1/+1.

When you set this scheme in motion, add {U}{B}{R}.
When you set this scheme in motion, if you control six or more lands, you may search your library for a card with mana value 6 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

When you set this scheme in motion, destroy all nonland permanents target opponent controls.

Starting intensity 1
Whenever Bellowsbreath Ogre attacks, it deals damage equal to its intensity to any target, then perpetually increase its intensity by 1.

Enlist
Whenever Benalish Knight-Counselor enlists a creature, you get a boon with "When you cast your next creature spell, that creature enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it."

Lifelink
Whenever you cycle another card, you may pay {1}{W}. If you do, return Benalish Partisan from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and it perpetually gets +1/+0.
Cycling {1}{W}

All creatures have "Boast — {1}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."
Whenever chaos ensues, put an indestructible counter on target creature you control that attacked this turn.

Put a random creature card with mana value X or less from target opponent's library onto the battlefield under your control. It perpetually has base power and toughness X/X and perpetually gains ward {1}.

A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)

When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Target opponent loses life equal to the result.

Haste
Whenever one or more creatures you control become blocked, create a Treasure token.
Sacrifice two artifacts: Draft a card from Big Spender's spellbook.

Big Winner has trample as long as you control a stickered permanent.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only Bill Potts or activate an ability that targets only Bill Potts, copy that spell or ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Doctor's companion

Counter target activated ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)
Draw a card.

Choose one —
• Counter target noncreature spell.
• Conjure a duplicate of target creature card in an opponent's graveyard into your hand. It perpetually gains "You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast this spell."
If there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard, draft a card from Bind to Secrecy's spellbook.

Whenever Binding Geist attacks, target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-0 until your next turn.
Disturb {U}