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Whenever a player casts a historic spell, that player draws a card.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target historic card from your graveyard to your hand.

As Coalition Construct enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
Coalition Construct is the chosen type in addition to its other types.
When Coalition Construct enters the battlefield, other creatures you control of the chosen type and creature cards of that type in your hand perpetually get +1/+1.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile a creature card from your graveyard.
{1}{U}, Exile Cobbled Lancer from your graveyard: Draw a card.

At the beginning of your end step, you may exile another artifact you control or an artifact card in your graveyard. If you do, seek an artifact card. That card perpetually has base power and toughness 1/1 and becomes a Gnome creature in addition to its other types.

Starting intensity 2
Conjure X cards named Colossal Dreadmaw onto the battlefield, where X is this spell's intensity.
All Chorus cards you own intensify by 1.

Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. It gets an additional -1/-1 until end of turn for each card named Compound Fracture in your graveyard.

Trample
When Concert Kaboomist enters the battlefield or is turned face up, it deals X damage to target opponent, where X is the number of noncreature spells you've cast since the beginning of your last turn.
Disguise {R}

Conductive Current deals 3 damage to each creature. Choose an instant or sorcery card in your hand. It perpetually gains "If this spell would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead."

Cast this spell only if a creature is attacking you.
Create three 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.

When Construction Arsonist enters the battlefield, you may choose an instant or sorcery card in your hand. If you do, that card perpetually incorporates {R} and gains "When you cast this spell, it deals 2 damage to each opponent."
Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, Construction Arsonist gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each of that spell's colors.

Flying, menace
At the beginning of your end step, a random nonland card in your hand perpetually gains "When you cast this spell, you lose 3 life."

When Contagion Dispenser enters the battlefield, proliferate.
Whenever you proliferate during your turn, draft a card from Contagion Dispenser's spellbook. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Flash
Flying
Foretelling cards from your hand costs {1} less and can be done on any player's turn.
Foretell {U}

At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting life total. Otherwise, you gain 2 life and scry 1.

Enchant creature you control
Enchanted creature gets +3/+2, has haste, and attacks each combat if able.
{R}: Return Craving of Yeenoghu from your graveyard to the battlefield attached to target creature you control. Craving of Yeenoghu perpetually gains "Enchanted creature gets -1/-1." Activate only as a sorcery.

Whenever a creature you control deals damage to a creature or player, you gain 1 life.

At the beginning of your end step, you may discard a card. If you do, create a Treasure token and choose ambitious or expedient. If you chose ambitious, seek a card with greater mana value than the discarded card. If you chose expedient, seek a card with lesser mana value than the discarded card.

Destroy target creature with power 2 or less.

When Cursebound Witch dies, draft a card from Cursebound Witch's spellbook.

You may play any colored card from your hand as a copy of a basic land card chosen at random that can produce mana of one of the card's colors.

When you planeswalk to Dalek Intensive Care and at the beginning of your upkeep, exile a non-Dalek creature you control. If you do, create a 3/3 black Dalek artifact creature token with menace. It gains haste until end of turn.
Whenever chaos ensues, target Dalek you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card. Choose one of the revealed creature cards and put it onto the battlefield under your control. Put all other cards revealed this way into their owners' graveyards.

Kicker {1}{R}
Flying
Whenever you draw a Dragon card, it perpetually gets +1/+1.
When Darigaaz's Whelp enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, seek a Dragon card. Darigaaz's Whelp and that Dragon card each perpetually get +1/+1.

Flying
At the beginning of your end step, conjure a random card from Darigaaz, Shivan Champion's spellbook into exile face down with three egg counters on it. It gains "At the beginning of your upkeep, if this card is exiled, remove an egg counter from it. Then if it has no egg counters on it, put it onto the battlefield."

Indestructible
Darksteel Hydra enters the battlefield with X oil counters on it.
Darksteel Hydra's power and toughness are each equal to twice the number of oil counters on it.
When Darksteel Hydra enters the battlefield, conjure a card named Darksteel Ingot and a card named Darksteel Plate into your hand.