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Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell with a single target, that player copies that spell for each other spell, permanent, card not on the battlefield, and/or player the spell could target. Each copy targets a different one of them.
Whenever chaos ensues, choose target creature. Each player except that creature's controller creates a token that's a copy of that creature.

Whenever you crank Gnomeball Machine, create two 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens.

{TK}{TK} — Mentor
{TK}{TK}{TK} — When this permanent leaves the battlefield, you may destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
{TK}{TK} — 2/3
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 8/4

Whenever you crank Goblin Slingshot, creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.

Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0.

Whenever a land enters, that land's controller creates three 0/1 white Goat creature tokens.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.

Whenever a creature dies, its controller distributes a number of +1/+1 counters equal to its power among any number of target creatures they control.
Whenever chaos ensues, each player exiles all creatures they control and creates X 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens, where X is the total power of the creatures they exiled this way. Then planeswalk.

Whenever a creature you control deals damage to a creature, destroy the other creature. It can't be regenerated.

Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, target opponent discards a card.

Blue, black, and/or red creature cards in your graveyard have unearth. The unearth cost is equal to the card's mana cost.
Whenever chaos ensues, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

When you planeswalk to Grove of the Dreampods and at the beginning of your upkeep, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Visit — Look at the bottom card of your library, then give a person outside the game a one-word clue not on that card. They guess a word. If their guess appears in that card's name, claim the prize!
Prize — Reveal the card, put it into your hand, then sacrifice Guess Your Fate and open an Attraction.

Whenever you crank Guest List, target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard.

Pay 1 life: You may cast target creature card in your graveyard this turn.
Whenever you cast a creature spell from your graveyard, it becomes a black Zombie Knight.
If a Zombie Knight would be put into your graveyard from the battlefield, exile it instead.

Visit — Choose target creature you control. Each other creature you control becomes a copy of that creature until end of turn, except it isn't legendary.

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

{TK}{TK} — {T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast noncreature spells.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Infect
{TK}{TK} — 3/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 4/7

Whenever you crank Hard Hat Area, roll two six-sided dice. Hard Hat Area assembles a number of Contraptions equal to the difference between those results. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Visit — Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of your next end step.

Whenever you crank Head Banger, target creature must be blocked this turn if able.

The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {1} less to cast.
The first noncreature spell each opponent casts each turn costs {1} more to cast.

Creatures with power 7 or greater can't attack or block.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 7/7 colorless Eldrazi creature token with annihilator 1.

{3}, Sacrifice a creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a land card from your library chosen at random onto the battlefield.

Whenever a nontoken creature you control deals combat damage to an opponent, choose a creature card at random from your library, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.