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Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may put a charge counter on Surrakar Spellblade.
Whenever Surrakar Spellblade deals combat damage to a player, you may draw X cards, where X is the number of charge counters on it.

Return an instant card at random from your graveyard to your hand.
Rebound

Amass Orcs 3, then target player mills X cards, where X is the amassed Army's power.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, reveal a Giant card from your hand or pay {2}.
Whenever Surtland Elementalist attacks, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand without paying its mana cost.

Whenever Surtland Flinger attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, Surtland Flinger deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to any target. If the sacrificed creature was a Giant, Surtland Flinger deals twice that much damage instead.

Surtland Frostpyre enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {R}.
{2}{U}{U}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice Surtland Frostpyre: Scry 2. Surtland Frostpyre deals 2 damage to each creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

When Surveillance Monitor enters the battlefield, you may collect evidence 4.
Whenever you collect evidence, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

{T}, Exile Surveyor's Scope: Search your library for up to X basic land cards, where X is the number of players who control at least two more lands than you. Put those cards onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

You gain 2 life. Then if you have more life than an opponent, draw a card.
Rebound

{G}, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Aftermath
Each player shuffles their graveyard into their library.

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn.
Investigate.

First strike
{1}{W}, Exile Survivor of Korlis from your graveyard: Scry 2.

{1}, {T}: Choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Stimpak — Draw a card.
• Fancy Lads Snack Cakes — Create a Food token.
• RadAway — Target player loses all rad counters. Sacrifice Survivor's Med Kit.

Choose one or both —
• Return target Human creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
• Return target non-Human creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.

If you would planeswalk, instead look at the top two cards of your planar deck, put one on the bottom of your planar deck and the other on top, then planeswalk.
{T}: Add {G}.
Doctor's companion

Exile target creature and put two time counters on it. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend.

When Suspension Field enters the battlefield, you may exile target creature with toughness 3 or greater until Suspension Field leaves the battlefield.

Defender
{3}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

This spell costs {3} less to cast if you've sacrificed an artifact this turn.
This spell can't be countered.
Suspicious Detonation deals 4 damage to target creature.

Whenever Suspicious Nanny deals combat damage to a player, it reassembles target Contraption that player controls. (Gain control of it and move it onto one of your sprockets.)

{4}{B}{B}, Exile Suspicious Shambler from your graveyard: Create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens. Activate only as a sorcery.

Suspicious Stowaway can't be blocked.
Whenever Suspicious Stowaway deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card.
Daybound

Flying
Whenever Sustainer of the Realm blocks, it gets +0/+2 until end of turn.