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Whenever you discard a card, you may exile that card from your graveyard.
{2}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
{T}: Put a card exiled with this artifact into your graveyard. If it's a land card, create a Treasure token. If it's a nonland card, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token.

{R}{G}: Creatures you control gain trample until end of turn.
{1}{R}{G}: Target land you control becomes a 4/4 Elemental creature until end of turn. It's still a land.

{T}, Pay 1 life: Add {U} or {R}.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Attacking Elves you control have deathtouch.
Whenever an Elf you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Destroy target nonblack creature.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill! Destroy! from your graveyard to your hand.

At the beginning of your end step, you may put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
When a creature put onto the battlefield with this scheme dies, abandon this scheme.

When this creature enters, amass Zombies 1.

Vigilance
Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, choose target creature you control. Until end of turn, that creature has base power and toughness 4/4 and gains flying.

Deathtouch
Other Assassins you control get +1/+1.
Whenever a player loses the game, if they were attacked this turn by an Assassin you controlled, you win the game.

As Stenn enters, choose a card type other than creature or land.
Spells you cast of the chosen type cost {1} less to cast.
{1}{W}{U}: Exile Stenn. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

As this enchantment enters, note your life total.
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card if your life total is greater than or equal to the last noted life total for this enchantment. Then note your life total.
Whenever you cast a white spell, you gain 1 life.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay 3 life.
Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Whenever an opponent activates an ability of a permanent that isn't a mana ability, you create a 1/1 white Zombie creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.

When you set this scheme in motion, create three 1/1 red Devil creature tokens with "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target." They gain haste until end of turn. If a source you control would deal damage this turn, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead.

Artifact spells cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures you control that are white, blue, and/or black become artifacts in addition to their other types until end of turn. Then each artifact creature you control gains vigilance, menace, and lifelink until end of turn.

Trample
Untapped creatures can't block.
Tapped creatures can block.

Black creatures can't attack or block.

Scry 1. When you do, choose one —
• Yes, I understand my mission. — Draw a card.
• Could you repeat that again? — Exile Dialogue Tree. Return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.

As this creature enters, choose a letter.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.

{7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target permanent.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.

Flying
Whenever this Vehicle deals combat damage to a player, put the top two cards of that player's library onto the battlefield face down under your control. They're 2/2 Cyberman artifact creatures.
Crew 4

Enchantment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you gain 1 life.

When Tolsimir enters, create Voja, Friend to Elves, a legendary 3/3 green and white Wolf creature token.
Whenever a Wolf you control enters, you gain 3 life and that creature fights up to one target creature you don't control.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.