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Seek a card with mana value 2 or less and a card with mana value 3 or greater. Discard those cards at the beginning of your next turn's end step.

Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist.

Personal Decoy enters with a number of loyalty counters on it equal to your life total. If it would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else. You can't be attacked.
[+1]: You gain 1 life.
[–4]: Draw a card.

Whenever you crank Pet Project, put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

Reach
When Petting Zookeeper enters, open an Attraction.

Pay 1 life: Until end of turn, whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, destroy that creature.
Pay 1 life: Until end of turn, whenever target creature you control deals combat damage to a creature, destroy the damaged creature.

If you weren't the starting player, this spell costs {1} less to cast.
Target opponent reveals each nonland card in their hand with mana value 4 or less. Choose a card revealed this way or a card in their graveyard. Exile that card.

Flying
When Phantom Carriage enters, you may search your library for a card with flashback or disturb, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle.

If the Mirrans won the Unknown event on February 17th, 2023, Phila, Unsealed is also a Rebel with "You can't get poison counters," and has "{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Exile target artifact."
If the Phyrexians won that event, Phila is also a Phyrexian with "Other Phyrexians you control get +1/+1 and gain Toxic 1."

Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K. can't be blocked by creatures with flavor text.
{2}{U}{B}: Phoebe permanently steals target creature's text box. (That creature loses all rules text, flavor text, and watermarks. This creature gains them.)

Koni and Richard continue the game and play all games as partners forever.

Call someone and ask them to choose one. If they don't answer, an opponent chooses one. (Don't explain anything else. You choose targets.)
• A — Gain control of target creature you don't control.
• B — Choose target creature you control. Create two tokens that are each copies of it.
• C — Take an extra turn after this one.
• D — Draw seven cards.

Before the game begins, you may post a picture of yourself posing like the art of any Magic card with #GuessThatMagicCard and no other text.
You may reveal a reply posted today with a guess and a card you own from outside the game with the same name as that guess. Put that card into your hand. Exile Photo Op.

Trample
When Phylath, World Sculptor enters, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token for each basic land you control.
Landfall — Whenever a land enters under your control, put four +1/+1 counters on target Plant you control. It gains trample until end of turn.

Toxic 1
Whenever Phyresis Roach deals combat damage to a player, Insects you control and Insect cards in your graveyard, hand, and library perpetually gain toxic 1.

Flying
All Incubator tokens you control become Food, Blood, Clue, Treasure, and Powerstone in addition to their other types, and have the respective abilities of those tokens. (Once they transform, they're no longer Incubator tokens.)

Affinity for Phyrexians (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Phyrexian you control.)
Flying
Phyrexian Broodstar's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Phyrexians you control.

({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.)
Flying
When Phyrexian Chimney Imp dies, target opponent puts two cards from their hand on top of their library in any order.

When Phyrexian Cytoshaper enters the battlefield, incubate 1.
Incubator tokens you control have artifact evolve. (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control with greater power or toughness that the number of +1/+1 counters on that token, put a +1/+1 counter on that token.)

Haste
Oil Scavenge {3}{R} ({3}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a number of oil counters equal to this card's power on target creature. Oil Scavenge only as a sorcery.)

Menace
Whenever Phyrexian Harvester is dealt damage, seek that many nonland cards. At the beginning of your next end step, discard those cards.

{3}, {T}, Sacrifice Phyrexian Incubator: Search your library for any number of Phyrexian cards or cards with phyrexian back faces, exile them, then incubate 2 that many times. Then shuffle.

Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body.
When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice Phyrexian Librarian.

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, you get {TK}.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Undying
{TK}{TK} — 4/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/9

Flying, toxic 1