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At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

First strike, protection from red and from white
Infect

Sacrifice a creature: Phyrexian Ghoul gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

You may have Phyrexian Metamorph enter the battlefield as a copy of any artifact or creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.

Trample
Whenever a source deals damage to Phyrexian Obliterator, that source's controller sacrifices that many permanents.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Sacrifice a creature: Add {B}{B}.

You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life.
As long as you have 0 or less life, all damage is dealt to you as though its source had infect.

When Phyrexian War Beast leaves the battlefield, sacrifice a land and Phyrexian War Beast deals 1 damage to you.

Target player mills two cards. Draw two cards.

When Pilgrim of the Ages enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
{6}: Return Pilgrim of the Ages from your graveyard to your hand.

Flying
When Pilgrim's Eye enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Destroy target artifact or land. It can't be regenerated.

{T}: Add {W}.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life."

Shroud

Whenever you cast a spell with a smile in its art, create a tapped Treasure token.
Everypony's Invited — Your party consists of each creature you control, and your party is always full.

Partner with Toothy, Imaginary Friend
If one or more counters would be put on a permanent your team controls, that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters are put on that permanent instead.

Target creature you control fights another target creature.

As Pithing Needle enters the battlefield, choose a card name.
Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

Deathtouch

Deathtouch
As Plague Engineer enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
Creatures of the chosen type your opponents control get -1/-1.

All Slivers have "At the beginning of your upkeep, this permanent deals 1 damage to you."

When Plaguecrafter enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker. Each player who can't discards a card.

{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.