mtg.wtf

Flying
Equipped creature has flying and "You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game."
Reconfigure {5}

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains reach until end of turn.

Flash
When this artifact enters, it deals 6 damage to target creature an opponent controls.
Cycling {2}

When Rasaad, Warrior Monk dies, create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.

{R}: This creature gains protection from red until end of turn.

{T}: Draw two cards, then discard three cards.

Flying
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 0/2 red Dragon Egg creature token with defender and "When this token dies, create a 2/2 red Dragon creature token with flying and '{R}: This token gets +1/+0 until end of turn.'"

During each of your turns, you may play a land and cast a permanent spell of each permanent type from your graveyard.

All creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.
Surveil 2.

Choose target creature. Roll X six-sided dice. For each even result, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature. For each odd result, create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.

Enchant creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature.
When enchanted creature attacks or blocks, sacrifice this Aura.

Haste

{1}{G}: Target blocking creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn.

Flying
Whenever a Dragon you control attacks, create a 6/6 red Dragon creature token with flying.

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, Exile a land card from your graveyard: This land becomes a 3/4 Elemental creature until end of turn. It's still a land.

Flying
{2}{R}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Target creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn.
Target creature gets +0/+3 until end of turn.

I, II — Choose target nontoken creature you control that doesn't have the same name as a token you control. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it isn't legendary, is a Reflection in addition to its other types, and has haste.
III — Sacrifice all Reflections you control.

Yell "Who wants a souvenir?" and announce the name of a nonland card in your graveyard. Each player in an Un-game who can hear you may bid life. You start the bidding at 0. The high bidder loses life equal to the high bid. They copy the card and may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. If you didn't win the bid, you gain life equal to the high bid and create that many Treasure tokens.

Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. That land's controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. You may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

{W}{W}, {T}: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Storm

Shadow
Discard a card: Return this creature to its owner's hand.

Vigilance
When this creature enters, create a 2/2 white and blue Knight creature token with vigilance.