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Draw three cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard a basic land card.

Draw three cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card.

Draw three cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an enchantment card.

Equipped creature gets +4/+0.
At the beginning of your end step, if equipped creature didn't deal combat damage to a creature this turn, sacrifice it.
Equip {2}

Other Vampires you control get +1/+1.

Target creature's owner shuffles it into their library, then faces a villainous choice — They lose 5 life, or they shuffle another creature they own into their library.

This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a permanent you control.
Return up to two target nonland permanents to their owners' hands.

Whenever you cast a white spell, Thistledown Duo gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Whenever you cast a blue spell, Thistledown Duo gains flying until end of turn.

Flash
Other white creatures you control get +1/+1.
Other blue creatures you control get +1/+1.

Whenever an artifact enters the battlefield under your control, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

When Thopter Arrest enters the battlefield, exile target artifact or creature an opponent controls until Thopter Arrest leaves the battlefield.

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control no Thopters other than Thopter Assembly, return Thopter Assembly to its owner's hand and create five 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying.

When Thopter Engineer enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
Artifact creatures you control have haste.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you're eating, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. Use food to represent the token.
Whenever a creature token you control dies, if it's represented by food, eat it.

Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
{2}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control an artifact, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Flying
Thopter Squadron enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it.
{1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Thopter Squadron: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. Activate only as a sorcery.
{1}, Sacrifice another Thopter: Put a +1/+1 counter on Thopter Squadron. Activate only as a sorcery.

You may have Thorn Elemental assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.

Trample
Whenever Thorn Mammoth or another creature enters the battlefield under your control, Thorn Mammoth fights up to one target creature you don't control.

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on Thorn Thallid.
Remove three spore counters from Thorn Thallid: It deals 1 damage to any target.

Deathtouch
When Thorn of the Black Rose enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.

Devour 2
{G}: Thorn-Thrash Viashino gains trample until end of turn.

Destroy target creature with flying.
Cycling {1}{G}

Sliver creatures you control have "Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 1 damage to any target."

Prowess
Thorned Moloch has first strike as long as it's attacking.