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{3}{U}: This creature gains flying until end of turn.

Ward—Discard a card.
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, exile up to two target cards from graveyards. For each creature card exiled this way, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Nightbound

This Equipment enters with X charge counters on it.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each charge counter on this Equipment.
Equip—Remove a charge counter from this Equipment.

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Players can't untap more than one nonbasic land during their untap steps.

Horsemanship

Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you lose 1 life and create a Junk token.
Whenever a token you control leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each permanent sacrificed this turn.
Haste
The Balrog can't be blocked except by legendary creatures.
When The Balrog dies, destroy target artifact or creature an opponent controls.

Flurry of Blows — Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of legendary creatures you control.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards.
{1}, Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

As long as you have seven or more cards in hand, this creature gets +2/+1 and has first strike.

Prowess, haste
Disguise {5}{R}. This cost is reduced by {1} for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard.
When this creature is turned face up, discard your hand, then draw three cards.

Skip your draw step.
At the beginning of your end step, you may pay any amount of life. If you do, draw that many cards.
Your maximum hand size is five.
If a card or token would be put into your graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Whenever you cast a spell from your hand, reveal the top X cards of your library, where X is that spell's mana value. You may cast a spell with mana value X or less from among cards revealed this way without paying its mana cost. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Enchant artifact
Enchanted artifact has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life."

{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Add {B}{B}{B}.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Baki's Curse deals 2 damage to each creature for each Aura attached to that creature.

Whenever a creature token you control enters, you gain 1 life.
Embalm {3}{W}

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may discard a card. If you do, choose a creature. Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a player this turn, you draw two cards.

Menace
Whenever you discard one or more cards, create that many tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.
Crew 2

At the beginning of your end step, this creature phases out.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice one or more creatures. When you do, copy this spell for each creature sacrificed this way.
You draw a card and you lose 1 life.