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When you planeswalk away from Orzhova, each player returns all creature cards from their graveyard to the battlefield.
Whenever chaos ensues, for each opponent, exile up to one target creature card from that player's graveyard.

When you cast this spell, create a token that's a copy of it, except it isn't legendary.
{T}: Add {C}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell or activate an ability of an artifact.
Paradox — Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, investigate.

Lifelink
Delirium — At the beginning of your end step, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, each opponent may sacrifice a nonland permanent of their choice or discard a card. Then Osseous Sticktwister deals damage equal to its power to each opponent who didn't sacrifice a permanent or discard a card this way.

Instant and sorcery cards in graveyards have flashback. The flashback cost is equal to the card's mana cost.
Whenever chaos ensues, take an extra turn after this one.

Flash
When Otherworldly Escort dies, if it's not a Spirit, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with four charge counters on it. It's a Spirit Detective.
{1}{W}, {T}, Remove a charge counter from Otherworldly Escort: Destroy target creature that dealt damage to you this turn.

Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)

When Outfitted Jouster enters, conjure a card named Steelclaw Lance and a card named Brawler's Plate onto the battlefield and attach them to Outfitted Jouster.
If damage would be dealt to Outfitted Jouster while it's equipped, prevent that damage. When damage is prevented this way, sacrifice an Equipment attached to Outfitted Jouster.

Creature cards in graveyards can attack and block as though they were on the battlefield, can block or be blocked only by creature cards in graveyards, are Zombies in addition to their other types, and have undeathtouch. (If they would deal damage to a creature card, exile that creature card instead.)
Creature cards in your graveyard have haste.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Overclocked Electromancer.
Whenever Overclocked Electromancer attacks, double its power until end of turn.
Whenever Overclocked Electromancer deals combat damage to a creature, if that creature was dealt excess damage this turn, you get X {E}, where X is that excess damage.

Players can't gain life.
Celebration — At the beginning of your end step, create a Food token. If two or more nonland permanents entered under your control this turn, instead conjure a card named Food Fight onto the battlefield.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{T}: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to turn permanents face up.

Freerunning {2}{R}
Untap all creatures you control that attacked this turn. If it's your main phase, there is an additional combat phase after this phase, followed by an additional main phase.

Menace
Whenever Overt Operative deals combat damage to a player, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, Ow deals 1 damage to them.

Oyaminartok, Polar Werebear has hexproof if it hasn't dealt damage yet.
Whenever Oyaminartok deals combat damage to a player, create a Food token.
{U}, Sacrifice a Food: Draft a card from Oyaminartok's spellbook. When you do, add {U}{U}{U}. Spend this mana only to cast blue creature spells.

Draw two cards, then nonland cards in your hand with mana value 3 or less perpetually gain "When you cast this spell, you lose 1 life."

When you unlock this door, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them until the end of your next turn.

Whenever equipped creature attacks, draw a card, then discard a card.
Equip {1}
Craft with one or more creatures {5}

When one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, if there is no monarch, you become the monarch.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 1/1 black Assassin creature token with deathtouch and haste.

Draft Paliano Vanguard face up.
As you draft a creature card, you may reveal it, note its creature types, then turn Paliano Vanguard face down.
Other creatures you control of a type you noted for cards named Paliano Vanguard get +1/+1.

Reveal Paliano, the High City as you draft it. The player to your right chooses a color, you choose another color, then the player to your left chooses a third color.
{T}: Add one mana of any color chosen as you drafted cards named Paliano, the High City.

{3}, {T}: Choose a random summon card from all players' decks. For each player, flip a coin. If the flip ends up heads, put a token creature into play and treat it as though an exact copy of the chosen summon card were just played.

Library ninjutsu {1}{U} ({1}{U}, Shuffle an unblocked attacker you control into its owner's library: Put this card onto the battlefield from your library tapped and attacking. Activate only while searching your library.)
Whenever Panglacial Shinobi deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

When you planeswalk to Panopticon, draw a card.
At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card.
Whenever chaos ensues, draw a card.

Flying
{3}: Paragon of Modernity gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If exactly three colors of mana were spent to activate this ability, put a +1/+1 counter on it instead.