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Flying, menace
Whenever Screeching Scorchbeast attacks, each player gets two rad counters.
Whenever one or more nonland cards are milled, you may create that many 2/2 black Zombie Mutant creature tokens. Do this only once each turn.

When Scrutiny of the Guildpact enters the battlefield, you may choose a creature card in your hand. If you do, that card perpetually incorporates {W} and gains "When you cast this spell, create a 2/2 white and blue Detective creature token."
Multicolored creatures you control get +1/+1.

Players reveal each card they draw.
Whenever a player draws a land card, that player gains 3 life.
Whenever a player draws a nonland card, that player loses 3 life.
Whenever chaos ensues, put target permanent on top of its owner's library.

Pitch the titles of up to X holiday-themed sequels to target spell. Copy that spell for each title pitched, except the copy has that name. You may choose new targets for the copies. (Simply adding numbers isn't festive enough.)

When Seasoned Buttoneer enters the battlefield, open an Attraction.

Tasty (This creature can be attacked directly. If it is attacked, it can't block creatures that didn't attack it.)

Enchant creature or planeswalker you don't control
When Seatower Imprisonment enters the battlefield, conjure a card named Soldiers of the Watch onto the battlefield.
Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.

{2}{W/B}{W/B}: Second Little Pig perpetually becomes a Boar Spirit with base power and toughness 4/4 and gains flying. Activate only if Second Little Pig isn't a Spirit.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with Secret Base.

Hidden agenda
Whenever a creature with the chosen name enters the battlefield under your control, you may search your library for any number of cards with that name, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Hidden agenda
Creatures you control with the chosen name have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

You may pay {R}{G} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Spend only mana produced by Treasures to cast it this way.

Choose one at random —
• You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, pay {U}{B}{R}. If you don't, you lose the game."
• Each player discards their hand.
• Planeswalk to Pools of Becoming. (Once there, you can roll the planar die only if you're playing Planechase.)
• For each opponent, exile cards from the top of their library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast those cards without paying their mana costs.
• Destroy all creatures and non-Bolas planeswalkers.
• You get an emblem with "You can cast nonland cards from your sideboard."

Seek two nonland cards, then put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library.

Haste
Allure of Slaanesh — Each opponent must attack with at least one creature each combat if able.

Toxic 1
When Seething Skitter-Priest enters the battlefield, creatures you control and creature cards in your hand perpetually gain "When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and 'This creature can't block.'"

Creatures you control have vigilance.

If an effect would create one or more tokens, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead.
If an effect would put one or more counters on a permanent, it puts twice that many of those counters on that permanent instead.
Whenever chaos ensues, until end of turn, whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced.

Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. If there's a tree in its art, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle.

Whenever Semblance Scanner or equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, if it's not a token, conjure a duplicate of it into your hand.
Reconfigure {1}

At the beginning of the first upkeep, create a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token with defender.

Haste
As long as an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn, creatures you control get +2/+2.
Battalion — Whenever Sentinel Sarah Lyons and at least two other creatures attack, Sentinel Sarah Lyons deals damage equal to the number of artifacts you control to target player.

Sacrifice another creature: Sepulcher Ghoul gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

When Serene Sleuth enters the battlefield, investigate.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, investigate for each goaded creature you control. Then each creature you control is no longer goaded.

Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control,
Augment {2}{G} ({2}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)