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You lose the game.

Creatures you control have haste.
At the beginning of your upkeep, return a creature you control to its owner's hand.

When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. Then each opponent who didn't sacrifice a creature discards two cards.

When you set this scheme in motion, for each card type among permanents your opponents control, you may put a permanent card of that type from your hand onto the battlefield.

Return target Booster Fun card from your graveyard to your hand.

Song of the Ood — Noncreature spells have convoke.
Red-Eye — Whenever chaos ensues, for each opponent, goad up to one target creature that opponent controls. Until your next turn, those creatures can't become tapped unless they're being declared as attackers.

Oozeavite enters with each of a vigilance, reach, trample, and hexproof counter on it. These are also +1/+1 counters.
If Oozeavite would be dealt damage, instead create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token and move a counter from Oozeavite onto it. Then if Oozeavite has no counters on it, sacrifice it.
{3}{G}, {T}: Move any number of counters from other creatures you control onto Oozeavite.

Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}{C}. You may open a sealed Magic booster pack. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among the cards in that booster pack.

Whenever you crank Optical Optimizer, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "{T}: Draw a card."

{1}: Turn target permanent you control to its other face.
{1}: Until end of turn, Optimus Prime, Inspiring Leader becomes a Construct with base power and toughness 6/6 and creatures you control gain trample.

{0}: Untap target attacking creature you control and remove it from combat.

When Oran-Rief Ooze enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Whenever Oran-Rief Ooze attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.

{2}: Add one mana of any color.
Other noncreature artifacts are mono and continuous. (Each activated ability of mono artifacts costs an additional {T} to activate if its cost doesn't already include {T}. As long as a continuous artifact is tapped, it loses all abilities.)

Flash
Whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, Orcish Bowmasters deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.

Randomly distribute X -0/-1 counters among a random number of random target creatures.

Orcish Conscripts can't attack unless at least two other creatures attack.
Orcish Conscripts can't block unless at least two other creatures block.

{T}: Target land becomes a Swamp until its controller's next untap step.

When Orcish Paratroopers enters, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice Orcish Paratroopers unless it turns over completely at least once during the flip and lands face up.

At the beginning of your first main phase, add {C} for each land target opponent controls.

When this creature enters, you may exile target non-Horse creature you control that wasn't put onto the battlefield with this ability this turn, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Mentor
Whenever you attack a player, target creature that's attacking that player gains first strike until end of turn.

Your team may sacrifice any number of creatures. For each creature sacrificed this way, you add {B}{B}.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards.
Equip {1}

Creatures you control have reach.

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature can't be blocked this turn.