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Whenever a creature you control enters, if it was unearthed, it gets +3/+0.
Whenever a creature you control is exiled, if it was unearthed, shuffle that card into its owner's library.

Enchant artifact or creature
When Malfunction enters, tap enchanted permanent.
Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

Tap X target artifacts, creatures, and/or lands. You lose X life.

Morbid — When you cast this spell, if a creature died this turn, you may copy Malicious Affliction and may choose a new target for the copy.
Destroy target nonblack creature.

All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn. If a creature an opponent controls would die this turn, exile it instead.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{T}: Target creature can't block this turn."

Flying
Malicious Invader gets +2/+0 as long as an opponent controls a Human.

All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn. If a creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Cumulative upkeep {1}
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a growth counter on Malignant Growth.
At the beginning of each opponent's draw step, that player draws an additional card for each growth counter on Malignant Growth, then Malignant Growth deals damage to the player equal to the number of cards they drew this way.

Malignus's power and toughness are each equal to half the highest life total among your opponents, rounded up.
Damage that would be dealt by Malignus can't be prevented.

When Malik, Grim Manipulator enters, you and target opponent each secretly choose a creature that player controls. Then those choices are revealed, and that player sacrifices those creatures.
Whenever an opponent sacrifices a creature, you create a Treasure token.

Flash
Flying
You may have Malleable Impostor enter as a copy of a creature an opponent controls, except it's a Faerie Shapeshifter in addition to its other types and it has flying.

Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.
Foretell {G}

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses flying.
Whenever enchanted creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, the other creature gains first strike until end of turn.

Reach

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and has vigilance.
Umbra armor

As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike.
As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.

When Man-o'-War enters, return target creature to its owner's hand.

If a player would add mana, instead all players add that mana.

Mana Bloom enters with X charge counters on it.
Remove a charge counter from Mana Bloom: Add one mana of any color. Activate only once each turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Mana Bloom has no charge counters on it, return it to its owner's hand.

Whenever a player casts a spell, that player returns a land they control to its owner's hand.

At the beginning of each player's end step, put a charge counter on Mana Cache for each untapped land that player controls.
Remove a charge counter from Mana Cache: Add {C}. Any player may activate this ability but only during their turn before the end step.

Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, Mana Cannons deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of colors that spell is.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Cumulative upkeep {1}."