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{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Navigation Orb: Search your library for up to two basic land cards and/or Gate cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

You may play any number of lands on each of your turns.
Whenever chaos ensues, target red, green, or white creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each land you control.

If there are five or more Heads on the battlefield, tap two of them and they don't untap during the Hydra's next untap step. Otherwise, reveal the top card of the Hydra's library and the Hydra casts that card.

Skip your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents.
Pay ½ life: Exile the top card of your library face down. Put that card into your hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Whenever a non-black creature is put into any graveyard from play, put a husk counter on Necropolis of Azar.
{5}, Remove a husk counter from Necropolis of Azar: Put a Spawn of Azar token into play. Treat this token as a black creature with a random power and toughness, each no less than 1 and no greater than 3, that has swampwalk.

Skip your draw step.
At the beginning of your end step, if it's not the first turn of the game, put a death counter on Necropotence Avatar. You draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of death counters on Necropotence Avatar.

Creature spells you cast cost {B} less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay.

Vigilance
Whenever Nelly Borca, Impulsive Accuser attacks, suspect target creature. Then goad all suspected creatures.
Whenever one or more creatures an opponent controls deal combat damage to one or more of your opponents, you and the controller of those creatures each draw a card.

At the beginning of your end step, mill seven cards. Then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

Fire a Nerf® blaster until empty at target library from at least two meters away. For each card knocked off that library, put it into its owner's graveyard and Nerf War deals ½ damage to that player. (Foam darts only.)

Toxic 2
Corrupted — Exile Nettling Host from your graveyard: Conjure a card named Nettlecyst into your hand. Activate only if an opponent has three or more poison counters.

Whenever you crank Neural Network, gain control of target creature an opponent controls with power less than or equal to the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

(Spells without mana costs can't be played)
When this spell resolves, discard a card. Then draw a card.
Splice onto Anything {1}{R} (As you cast a spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effect to that spell.)

Whenever a historic creature you control attacks, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a historic card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

First strike
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by blocking creatures that are tapped.
{1}{W}: Tap target creature blocking New Master of Arms.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, until end of turn, noncreature artifacts you control become 3/3 Vehicles in addition to their other types and gain flying, haste, and crew 1.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a Treasure token and a 2/2 white Alien creature token.

Ninjutsu {1}{B}
When Nezumi Prowler enters, put a deathtouch counter and a lifelink counter on target creature you control.

Flash
When Niambi, Beloved Protector enters, if you cast it, choose target nonlegendary creature card in your graveyard that was put there from the battlefield this turn. Return it to the battlefield. It perpetually gains "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn."

Search your library for a card and put it into another target player's hand. Then shuffle your library.

{TK}{TK} — Menace
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Persist
{TK}{TK} — 2/3
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 10/10

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Buffet — Create three Food tokens.
• See a Show — Create two 2/2 white Performer creature tokens.
• Play Games — Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, discard a card at random, then shuffle.
• Go to Sleep — You lose 15 life. Sacrifice Night Out in Vegas.

After you roll a die, you may pay 1 life. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1. Do this only once each turn.
Whenever you roll a 6, create a 2/2 black Zombie Employee creature token.

Bedtime story (Don't put a lore counter on this Saga as it enters. Put a lore counter on it at the beginning of your end step rather than your main phase. Sacrifice after III.)
I - Create two 1/1 blue Merfolk creature tokens.
II - Put a flying counter on each tapped creature you control.
III - Draw a card for each creature you control that dealt combat damage to a player this turn.

Flash
When Nightclub Bouncer enters, return target nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand. It perpetually gains "This spell costs {2} more to cast."

Flying
As long as it's nighttime, Nightmare Moon gets +2/+2 and has menace.
{6}: Transform Nightmare Moon. Anypony may activate this ability or help pay the cost. When they do, they become your friend.