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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.
When enchanted creature dies, return that card to its owner's hand.

Choose a number. Flip a coin that many times or until you lose a flip, whichever comes first. If you win all the flips, draw two cards for each flip.

{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return Squee, Goblin Nabob from your graveyard to your hand.

Counter target activated ability.
Draw a card.

Squelching Leeches's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Swamps you control.

{TK}{TK} — {T}: The next time target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one, then you choose one of those rolls to ignore.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Protection from odd mana values
{TK}{TK} — 4/1
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/6

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink.
When Squire's Devotion enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.

Fear

When Squirrel Dealer enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If they do, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

Enchant land
Enchanted land has "{T}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token."

When Squirrel Sanctuary enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you may pay {1}. If you do, return Squirrel Sanctuary to its owner's hand.

Other Squirrels you control get +1/+1.

When Squirrel Squatters enters the battlefield, open an Attraction.
Whenever Squirrel Squatters attacks, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token that's tapped and attacking for each Attraction you've visited this turn.

Visit — You have five seconds to stack dice on top of one another. If you stack at least five dice, claim the prize!
Prize — Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each die you stack above the fourth, then sacrifice Squirrel Stack and open an Attraction.

Increase the result of each die you roll by 2.

{TK}{TK} — Ward {2}
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Provoke
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 5/3
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 7/7

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -2/-2.
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player loses 2 life.

Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Tap that creature.

When Stadium Vendors enters the battlefield, choose a player. That player adds two mana of any one color they choose.

{3}, {T}: Target creature gets -2/-0 until end of turn.

Whenever you cast a black spell or a Swamp enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.

Whenever you cast a red spell or a Mountain enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.

As Staff of the Letter Magus enters the battlefield, choose a consonant other than N, R, S, or T.
Whenever a player casts a spell, you gain 1 life for each time the chosen letter appears in that spell's name.