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Surveil 3.
Flashback {1}{U}

Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. When that creature dies this turn, create a 3/2 colorless Eldrazi Horror creature token.

Put target creature into its owner's library second from the top. Its controller gains 3 life.

Outflank deals damage to target attacking or blocking creature equal to the number of creatures you control.

Outnumber deals damage to target creature equal to the number of creatures you control.

Counter target spell that targets a player.

Kicker {2}
Destroy target artifact if its mana value is 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, destroy that artifact if its mana value is 5 or less instead.

The next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn can't be countered.
Draw a card.

When Overwhelmed Apprentice enters, each opponent mills two cards. Then you scry 2.

{2}{G}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.
{4}{G}, {T}: Create an X/X colorless Construct artifact creature token, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, Ow deals 1 damage to them.

Destroy target artifact. It can't be regenerated.

Target player discards a card.

Spells your opponents cast during your turn cost {1} more to cast.
{2}{W}: Level 2
Creatures you control get +1/+1.
{4}{W}: Level 3
Whenever you attack, until end of turn, target attacking creature gets +1/+1 for each other attacking creature and gains double strike.

Cast this spell only during combat before blockers are declared.
Target creature can't block this turn.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Enchant creature
When Paralyze enters, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player may pay {4}. If the player does, untap the creature.

Delirium — Patchwork Beastie can't attack or block unless there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may mill a card.

Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Target creature perpetually loses all abilities, then Patriar's Humiliation deals damage to it equal to the number of creatures you control.

Morph {2}{G}
When Patron of the Wild is turned face up, target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Offspring {2}
Trample
Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control other than that creature.

Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal this turn.

You gain 2 life for each creature you control.

Look at target player's hand.
Draw a card.

Whenever another creature you control enters or dies, if that creature's power is greater than Pelt Collector's, put a +1/+1 counter on Pelt Collector.
As long as Pelt Collector has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has trample.