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Vigilance
This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or greater.
Whenever this creature attacks, up to one target artifact, creature, or planeswalker an opponent controls loses all abilities until your next turn. If it's a creature, it also has base power and toughness 2/2 until your next turn.

Flying

When this creature enters, you become the monarch.
This creature can't be blocked by creatures the monarch controls.

{3}{U}: Draw a card.

I — You may play an additional land this turn.
II — You gain 3 life.
III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.

You may play two additional lands on each of your turns.

Trample
Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value.
This creature gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.

Flying
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
{2}{U}: Another target creature with a name sticker on it gains flying until end of turn.

{T}, Sacrifice up to three permanents: If there were three or more card types among the sacrificed permanents, each opponent loses 3 life, you gain 3 life, and you draw three cards.

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. When you do, it fights up to one target creature you don't control.

Bargain
Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. If this spell was bargained, you may put one of those cards with mana value 4 or less onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your hand.

Exile a creature card from your graveyard and pay its mana cost: Create a token that's a copy of that card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Return target creature or Vehicle card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Create a 1/1 colorless Pilot creature token with "This token saddles Mounts and crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater."

Nonbasic lands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.

Destroy all enchantments.

Flying
Whenever this creature attacks, each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.

Tap target untapped creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power to its controller.

Turn target creature with a morph ability face down.
Cycling {U}

Defender
As long as there are two or more counters among creatures you control, this creature can attack as though it didn't have defender.

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Draw an additional hand of seven cards as the game begins. Before taking mulligans, shuffle all but one of your hands into your library.

Delirium — This creature gets +1/+1 and has trample as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

You draw two cards and each opponent discards two cards. Each player loses 2 life.

Black creatures get +1/+1.

This land enters tapped.
{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.