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The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {1} less to cast.
You can't cast instant or sorcery spells.

Starting intensity 1
Draw a number of cards equal to this spell's intensity.
All Chorus cards you own intensify by 1.

{T}: You may tap or untap target artifact an opponent controls.

Target creature perpetually gets -2/-0.
Target creature gets -2/-0 until end of turn.

Whenever you crank Hypnotic Swirly Disc, target player mills X cards, where X is the number of creatures you control.

At the beginning of your end step, you may cast a spell from your hand without paying its mana cost. If you do, abandon this scheme.

When you set this scheme in motion, create a token that's a copy of your commander, except it's not legendary.

You and permanents you control have hexproof.
When combat damage is dealt to you, create a 4/4 colorless Scarecrow artifact creature token with vigilance, then abandon this scheme.

Each opponent can't cast more than one spell each turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if no opponent cast a spell since your last turn ended, abandon this scheme.

When you set this scheme in motion, create three 1/1 red Devil creature tokens with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target." They gain haste until end of turn. If a source you control would deal damage this turn, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead.

When you set this scheme in motion, each other player searches their library for a card, reveals it, and puts it into their hand. Then you search your library for two cards and put them into your hand. Each player shuffles.

When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent loses 3 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Untap all permanents you control during each opponent's untap step.
At the beginning of each end step, if three or more cards were put into your graveyard this turn from anywhere, abandon this scheme.

When you set this scheme in motion, choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once.
• Destroy target creature.
• Target player draws a card.
• Target player gains 5 life.

When you speak in non-rhyming sentences, sacrifice I'm Rubber, You're Glue.
Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you": Change the target of target spell or ability that targets only you.

Science Teacher — Each Saga spell you cast has replicate. The replicate cost is equal to its mana cost.
Doctor's companion

{1}: Icatian Infantry gains first strike until end of turn.
{1}: Icatian Infantry gains banding until end of turn.

Icatian Moneychanger enters with three credit counters on it.
When Icatian Moneychanger enters, it deals 3 damage to you.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a credit counter on Icatian Moneychanger.
Sacrifice Icatian Moneychanger: You gain 1 life for each credit counter on Icatian Moneychanger. Activate only during your upkeep.

First strike; banding
Whenever Icatian Skirmishers attacks, all creatures banded with it gain first strike until end of turn.

Icatian Store enters tapped.
You may choose not to untap Icatian Store during your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Icatian Store is tapped, put a storage counter on it.
{T}, Remove any number of storage counters from Icatian Store: Add {W} for each storage counter removed this way.

Whenever an opponent casts an instant spell other than the first instant spell that player casts each turn, Ichneumon Druid deals 4 damage to that player.

Flying, Defender
As long as Ichor Aberration's power is 7 or greater, it can attack as though it didn't have defender.
Whenever you proliferate, if Ichor Aberration is in your graveyard or on the battlefield, Ichor Aberration perpetually gets +1/+1. You may cast it from your graveyard this turn.

Each +1/+1 counter on a creature you control is also a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
{3}{G}, {T}: Roll two six-sided dice. For each odd result, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature of your choice. Activate only as a sorcery.

Secretly chose a creature target opponent controls. Then, that player guesses which creature it is. Reveal the chosen creature. If they guessed incorrectly, exile the creature you chose. Otherwise, return Identify the Culprit to its owner's hand and you can't cast it again this turn.

Vanishing 3
Imprint — When Idris, Soul of the TARDIS enters, exile another artifact you control until Idris leaves the battlefield.
Idris has all activated and triggered abilities of the exiled card and gets +X/+X, where X is the exiled card's mana value.