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If an opponent would face a villainous choice, they face that choice an additional time.
While voting, you may vote an additional time.

When The Value Knight enters the battlefield, create Syr Acha, a 1/1 legendary red artifact creature Food Knight token with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life. Until end of turn, if you would draw a card, draw two cards instead."
Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on The Value Knight.

Your starting hand size is increased by one.
Your maximum hand size is increased by one.

Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have trample.
When a creature you control dies, abandon this scheme.

Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to you and other permanents you control.
[–2]: Exile target creature with power 4 or greater.

Flash
As long as The Wandering Emperor entered this turn, you may activate her loyalty abilities any time you could cast an instant.
[+1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains first strike until end of turn.
[–1]: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance.
[–2]: Exile target tapped creature. You gain 2 life.

Flash
Convoke
Double strike
Other tapped creatures you control have hexproof.

Whenever one or more other permanents phase out and whenever one or more other cards are put into exile from anywhere, put a time counter on The War Doctor.
Whenever The War Doctor attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of time counters on it to any target. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.

I — Each player creates three tapped 1/1 white Warrior creature tokens. The tokens are goaded for as long as The War Games remains on the battlefield.
II, III — Put a +1/+1 counter on each Warrior creature.
IV — You may exile a nontoken creature you control. When you do, exile all Warriors.

I — You draw three cards and you lose 3 life.
II — Mill three cards.
III — Choose up to three target creature cards with total mana value 8 or less in your graveyard. Return each of them to the battlefield with a necrodermis counter on it. They're artifacts in addition to their other types.

Exile The Warmonger: Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.

{T}: Target creature you control gains haste until end of turn.

The Watcher in the Water enters tapped with nine stun counters on it.
Whenever you draw a card during an opponent's turn, create a 1/1 blue Tentacle creature token.
Whenever a Tentacle you control dies, untap up to one target Kraken and put a stun counter on up to one target nonland permanent.

When you cast The Water Maro, create a token that's a copy of it, except the copy isn't legendary.
The Water Maro's power and toughness are each equal to the number of permanents you control that are tokens and/or have the word "Maro" in the name.

Draw two cards, then you may exile a nonland card from your hand with a number of time counters on it equal to its mana value. Then target opponent does the same. Cards exiled this way that don't have suspend gain suspend.
Time travel.

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to creatures and planeswalkers you control.
Whenever chaos ensues, create three tapped Treasure tokens. They each deal 1 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.

When you planeswalk to The Wilds and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a Food token.
Whenever chaos ensues, target player sacrifices a creature. If they do, you create a Food token. You create two Food tokens instead if the sacrificed creature's toughness was 4 or greater.

When you planeswalk here, at the beginning of your upkeep, or whenever chaos ensues, put a flying counter on target creature you control without flying.
When you planeswalk away, exile all creatures with flying until the beginning of the next end step.

Judge Call! — When The Wise Sable enters the battlefield, choose one of the following six cards at random: Blood Moon; Enraging Licid; Humility; Life and Limb; Opalescence; Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth. Create a token that's a copy of the chosen card. (One easy way to determine is to roll a D6.)

Read ahead
I, II — Look at the top seven cards of your library. You may reveal a non-Saga permanent card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
III — Put up to two non-Saga permanent cards from your hand onto the battlefield.

The World Tree enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G}.
As long as you control six or more lands, lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
{W}{W}{U}{U}{B}{B}{R}{R}{G}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice The World Tree: Search your library for any number of God cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

At end of combat, gain control of all creatures blocking The Wretched for as long as you control The Wretched.

When The Zassacre Zirl enters the battlefield, if you cast them, destroy target commander an opponent controls. If its owner has two or more commanders, that card stops being a commander.
When another Commander dies, draw a card.

Creatures with flying get +2/+0.
Creatures without flying get -2/-0.
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library.
During your turn, if an opponent lost life this turn, you may play lands and cast spells from among cards exiled with Theater of Horrors.
{3}{R}: Theater of Horrors deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.