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Your opponents can't gain life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, Quakebringer deals 2 damage to each opponent. This ability triggers only if Quakebringer is on the battlefield or if Quakebringer is in your graveyard and you control a Giant.
Foretell {2}{R}{R}

Quarantine Field enters the battlefield with X isolation counters on it.
When Quarantine Field enters the battlefield, for each isolation counter on it, exile up to one target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Quarantine Field leaves the battlefield.

Deathtouch, haste
When Queen Marchesa enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent is the monarch, create a 1/1 black Assassin creature token with deathtouch and haste.

Vigilance, deathtouch, haste
Questing Beast can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.
Combat damage that would be dealt by creatures you control can't be prevented.
Whenever Questing Beast deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target planeswalker that player controls.

You may have Quicksilver Gargantuan enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's 7/7.

Whenever you cast a spell from exile, Quintorius Kand deals 2 damage to each opponent and you gain 2 life.
[+1]: Create a 3/2 red and white Spirit creature token.
[–3]: Discover 4.
[–6]: Exile any number of target cards from your graveyard. Add {R} for each card exiled this way. You may play those cards this turn.

Whenever Radagast the Brown or another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is that creature's mana value. You may reveal a creature card that doesn't share a creature type with a creature you control from among those cards and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Flying, ward {1}
Whenever you attack, target attacking creature connives X, where X is the number of attacking creatures.

Exalted
Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gains double strike until end of turn.

Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card.
Dash {1}{R}

Raging Ravine enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.
{2}{R}{G}: Until end of turn, Raging Ravine becomes a 3/3 red and green Elemental creature with "Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it." It's still a land.

Double strike
When Rahilda, Feral Outlaw deals combat damage to a player, exile a nonland card from their library at random. During any turn you attacked with a Wolf or Werewolf, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
Nightbound

First strike
When Rahilda, Wanted Cutthroat deals combat damage to a player, exile a nonland card from their library at random. During any turn you attacked with a Wolf or Werewolf, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
Daybound

Reach, trample
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is its power.
Plot {3}{G}

Flying, haste
Whenever a creature you control with flying and/or haste attacks, you get 20% cooler.
Sonic Rainboom — {T}: If you're at least 100% cool, add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, draw a card, and reset your coolness.

Rakdos's Return deals X damage to target opponent or planeswalker. That player or that planeswalker's controller discards X cards.

You can't cast this spell unless an opponent lost life this turn.
Flying, trample
Creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each 1 life your opponents have lost this turn.

Flying, trample
At the beginning of your end step, target opponent may sacrifice two nonland, nontoken permanents. If they don't, you draw two cards.

Flying, trample
Whenever you sacrifice another creature, exile cards equal to its mana value from the top of target player's library. Until your next end step, you may play those cards, and mana of any type can be spent to cast those spells.
Sacrifice another creature: Rakdos, the Muscle gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it. Activate only once each turn.

Flying, trample
When Rakdos, the Showstopper enters the battlefield, flip a coin for each creature that isn't a Demon, Devil, or Imp. Destroy each creature whose coin comes up tails.

[+1]: Tap target permanent, then untap another target permanent.
[–2]: Ral Zarek deals 3 damage to any target.
[–7]: Flip five coins. Take an extra turn after this one for each coin that comes up heads.

[+1]: Draw a card.
[–2]: Ral, Caller of Storms deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.
[–7]: Draw seven cards. Ral, Caller of Storms deals 7 damage to each creature your opponents control.

[+1]: Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
[–3]: Ral, Izzet Viceroy deals damage to target creature equal to the total number of instant and sorcery cards you own in exile and in your graveyard.
[–8]: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this emblem deals 4 damage to any target and you draw two cards."

Flying
Whenever you cast a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Ramos, Dragon Engine for each of that spell's colors.
Remove five +1/+1 counters from Ramos: Add {W}{W}{U}{U}{B}{B}{R}{R}{G}{G}. Activate only once each turn.

Trample
Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may create a 4/4 green Beast creature token.