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When Master Splicer enters, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.
Golems you control get +1/+1.

When Maul Splicer enters, create two 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature tokens.
Golem creatures you control have trample.

Counter target spell with mana value 1.

Gain control of target artifact until end of turn. Untap that artifact. It gains haste until end of turn.

Whenever an opponent loses life, that player mills that many cards.

You draw two cards and target opponent discards two cards.

Whenever another nontoken artifact you control enters, you may pay {2}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that artifact.

Look at the top seven cards of your library. You may put one of those cards onto the battlefield if it has the same name as a permanent. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

When Mitotic Slime dies, create two 2/2 green Ooze creature tokens. They have "When this creature dies, create two 1/1 green Ooze creature tokens."

Flying
{R/P}: Moltensteel Dragon gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Living weapon
Equipped creature gets +0/+1 and has "Sacrifice this creature: This creature deals 1 damage to any target."
Equip {2}

Whenever Mortis Dogs attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
When Mortis Dogs dies, target player loses life equal to its power.

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Mycosynth Fiend gets +1/+1 for each poison counter your opponents have.

When Mycosynth Wellspring enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

When Myr Sire dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Myr artifact creature token.

Flying
When Necrogen Scudder enters, you lose 3 life.

Infect
When Necropede dies, you may put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.

Living weapon
Equipped creature gets +3/+1 and has haste.
Equip {2}

Wither
Whenever a creature an opponent controls with a -1/-1 counter on it dies, you may return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Whenever a source deals damage to Nested Ghoul, create a 2/2 black Phyrexian Zombie creature token.

Creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays {W/P} for each of those creatures.

Put target card from a graveyard on top of its owner's library.

Enchant artifact or creature
Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted permanent's controller, that player loses 1 life.