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Trample
When this creature transforms into Deadly Dancer, add {R}{R}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.
{R}{R}: Deadly Dancer and another target creature each get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Choose a creature or planeswalker, then destroy all other creatures and planeswalkers.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile a card from a graveyard. If a creature card was exiled this way, put a +1/+1 counter on Deathbonnet Hulk.

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Flying, trample
Whenever a Dragon you control attacks, it deals 2 damage to any target.

When Deluge of the Dead enters, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.
{2}{B}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

When this creature transforms into Demon-Possessed Witch, you may destroy target creature.

Each creature that blocked this turn gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Flying
Whenever one or more creature cards are put into graveyards from anywhere, investigate. This ability triggers only once each turn.
If Dennick, Pious Apparition would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Flying
Departed Soulkeeper can block only creatures with flying.
If Departed Soulkeeper would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Flying
If Departed Soulkeeper would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Lifelink

Aftermath
Until end of turn, creatures you control gain menace and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card."

Target creature gets -4/-0 until end of turn.

Choose target creature. Mill four cards, then put a +1/+1 counter on that creature for each creature card milled this way.

When Dinosaur Headdress enters, attach it to target creature you control.
As Dinosaur Headdress becomes attached to a creature, choose an exiled creature card used to craft Dinosaur Headdress.
Equipped creature is a copy of the last chosen card.
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice an artifact other than Dire Blunderbuss. When you do, this creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature."
Equip {1}

Menace, haste
Whenever Dire-Strain Anarchist attacks, it deals 2 damage to each of up to one target creature, up to one target player, and/or up to one target planeswalker.
Nightbound

Vigilance
Nightbound

Ward {3}
Nightbound

Prowess
If a noncreature source you control would deal damage to a creature, battle, or opponent, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.

Counter target activated or triggered ability from a noncreature source.

Counter target activated or triggered ability from a noncreature source.

Tap up to two target creatures.

{4}{G}{G}, {T}: Create an X/X green Elemental creature token, where X is the number of lands you control.