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Affinity for Food
Trample
Banquet Guests enters the battlefield with twice X +1/+1 counters on it.
{2}, Sacrifice a Food: Banquet Guests gains indestructible until end of turn.

Legendary creatures you control enter the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on them.
{R}{G}: Level 2
Legendary spells you cast cost {R}{G} less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay.
{3}{R}{G}: Level 3
Whenever you cast a legendary spell, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them this turn.

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Conspire

Baron Von Count enters the battlefield with a doom counter on "5."
Whenever you cast a spell with the indicated numeral in its mana cost, text box, power, or toughness, move the doom counter one numeral to the left.
When the doom counter moves from "1," destroy target player and put that doom counter on "5."

Barrenton Cragtreads can't be blocked by red creatures.

Choose two target creatures controlled by the same player. Their controller chooses and sacrifices one of them. Return the other to its owner's hand.

I — Create a 1/1 white Human Warrior creature token.
II — Create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.
III — Choose any number of artifact tokens and/or creature tokens you control with different names. For each of them, create a token that's a copy of it.

Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets Battlewise Hoplite, put a +1/+1 counter on Battlewise Hoplite, then scry 1.

Destroy target nonbasic land. Bedazzle deals 2 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Target creature gets +3/-3 until end of turn.

Destroy target artifact, creature, or planeswalker.

Destroy all creatures. Creature cards in your hand perpetually get +1/+1.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has trample and lifelink.
Equip {3}

Ultima Founding — {T}, Tap two untapped artifacts you control: Create a 2/2 white Astartes Warrior creature token with vigilance.
Master of Machines — {T}, Tap X untapped creatures you control: Look at the top X cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

Islandwalk
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life.

Whenever one or more other creatures with base power and toughness 1/1 enter the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Bess, Soul Nourisher.
Whenever Bess attacks, each other creature you control with base power and toughness 1/1 gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Bess.

A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)

Enchant artifact or land
Enchanted permanent has "{T}: Target player adds two mana of any one color. The next spell they cast this turn has cascade."

Choose one —
• Counter target noncreature spell.
• Conjure a duplicate of target creature card in an opponent's graveyard into your hand. It perpetually gains "You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast this spell."
If there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard, draft a card from Bind to Secrecy's spellbook.

Cascade
Bituminous Blast deals 4 damage to target creature.

At the beginning of your upkeep, Black Market Tycoon deals 2 damage to you for each Treasure you control.
{T}: Create a Treasure token.

Other Zombies you control get +1/+0.

Flying
When Bladewing the Risen enters the battlefield, you may return target Dragon permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
{B}{R}: Dragon creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.