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Exhaust — {2}{G}{G}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
Whenever you activate an exhaust ability, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

When this creature enters, mill three cards.
{3}{G}, Sacrifice this creature: Return all land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Destroy target artifact, creature, or land. Aftershock deals 3 damage to you.

As this land enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B}.

Choose one —
• Agate Assault deals 4 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
• Exile target artifact.

Offspring {1}{R}
Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Activated abilities of creatures you control cost {X} less to activate, where X is Agatha's power. This effect can't reduce the mana in that cost to less than one mana.
{4}{R}{G}: Other creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample and haste until end of turn.

Bargain
Trample
When this creature enters, if it was bargained, it fights up to one target creature you don't control.

You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to activate abilities of creatures you control.
Creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them have all activated abilities of all creature cards exiled with Agatha's Soul Cauldron.
{T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. When a creature card is exiled this way, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Whenever you gain life, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Draft this card face up.
Instead of drafting a card from a booster pack, you may draft each card in that booster pack, one at a time. If you do, turn this card face down and you can't draft cards for the rest of this draft round.

{2}{U}: This creature can't be blocked this turn.

{R}: Add {B}.

Aggravate deals 1 damage to each creature target player controls. Each creature dealt damage this way attacks this turn if able.

{3}{R}{R}: Untap all creatures you control. After this main phase, there is an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase. Activate only as a sorcery.

Enchant non-Wall creature
Enchanted creature has first strike and trample.
At the beginning of the end step of enchanted creature's controller, destroy that creature if it didn't attack this turn.

At the beginning of your combat step, tap Aggressive Crag.
{T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Whenever Aggressive Detective attacks, if all your commanders have been revealed, Aggressive Detective deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

Trample
Other creatures you control have trample.

You can't play lands.
Sacrifice a land: Draw two cards. Activate only once each turn.

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has flanking.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{3}, {T}: Up to X target creatures you control each gain haste until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control as you activate this ability.