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Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an artifact or creature card from it, then choose an artifact or creature card from their graveyard. Exile the chosen cards.

Choose one —
• Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
• Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to this creature by creatures.

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by target attacking or blocking creature this turn. If {R} was spent to cast this spell, Boros Fury-Shield deals damage to that creature's controller equal to the creature's power.

{1}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard.

Destroy target land.
Gotcha — If an opponent touches their face, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

When this creature enters or dies, proliferate.

Tempting offer — Create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. Each opponent may create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. For each opponent who does, create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste.

Defender, protection from Zombies

Metalcraft — This creature has double strike as long as you control three or more artifacts.

Flying, haste
When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}. Then you may pay one or more {E}. When you do, this creature deals that much damage to each other creature.

Other blue creatures you control get +1/+1.
{U}, {T}: Another target blue creature you control gains flying until end of turn.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile target red, white, or black creature card from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's 1/1. It gains haste until your next turn.

Visit — An opponent chooses "the fastest," "the scariest," or "the weakest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.

Destroy target creature with power 3 or less.

{T}: Destroy target creature if it shares a color with the most common color among all permanents or a color tied for most common. A creature destroyed this way can't be regenerated.

Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, it gets +1/+2 and gains menace until end of turn.
Saddle 2

When you unlock this door, return up to one target creature to its owner's hand.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature."
As long as enchanted creature is a Wizard, it has "{T}: This creature deals 2 damage to target creature."

When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
• You gain 2 life.

First strike, vigilance, haste
Start your engines!
Other creatures you control get +X/+0, where X is your speed.
Noncreature spells you cast cost {X} less to cast, where X is your speed.

When this creature enters, target creature loses its name.
Creatures you control have protection from creatures with no names.

{T}: Add {G}.

Flash
Valiant — Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control for the first time each turn, tap target creature an opponent controls.