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Whenever a creature you control enters, if it was unearthed, it gets +3/+0.
Whenever a creature you control is exiled, if it was unearthed, shuffle that card into its owner's library.

As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike.
As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.

If a player would add mana, instead all players add that mana.

When Mana Conference enters the battlefield, each player secretly chooses a basic land type, then those choices are revealed. Mana Conference gains each basic land type that received at least one vote. (Basic land types are Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, and Forest.)

Add {R} for each nonland permanent with art by the artist of your choice.

Flying
Managorger Phoenix can't block.
Whenever you cast a spell, if Managorger Phoenix is in your graveyard, put a flame counter on Managorger Phoenix for each {R} in that spell's mana cost. If Managorger Phoenix has five or more flame counters on it, return it to the battlefield and it perpetually gets +1/+1.

{T}, Mill a card: Add {C}{C}.

Whenever you crank Mandatory Friendship Shackles, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Flying
When Mangled Soulrager enters, switch the power and toughness of each creature on the battlefield. You get a twelve-time boon with "Whenever a creature you control enters, switch its power and toughness."
Cycling {1}{U}

Flash
Flying
Tail Spikes — When Manticore enters, destroy target creature an opponent controls that was dealt damage this turn.

Whenever you complete one of the following objectives, check it off. If all three are checked off, sacrifice Map to Lorthos's Temple. If you do, create a Lorthos, the Tidemaker token.
☐ Diving Gear - An artifact enters the battlefield under your control.
☐ Merfolk - A Merfolk enters the battlefield under your control.
☐ Ritual - You cast an instant or sorcery spell.

Choose an instant or sorcery card in your hand or graveyard. That card perpetually incorporates {U} and gains "When you cast this spell, draw a card." Then return a multicolored instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

At the beginning of the game, you may pay any amount of life.
You can't draw cards.
At the beginning of your draw step, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the amount of life paid with Maralen of the Mornsong Avatar. Put one of them into your hand, then shuffle.

Whenever you discard one or more cards, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature.
Cycling {2}

Creatures you control get +1/+0.

You get a one-time boon with "When you cast a Phyrexian creature spell, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter and deathtouch counter on it."
Draft a card from March Toward Perfection's spellbook.

Creatures you control have base power and toughness 6/6 and are Oozes in addition to their other types.
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, if it's not their turn, you create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone. Before the game, secretly choose one of the following. During your end step, if you meet the condition, you may reveal your choice and turn this card face down. When you do, collect the reward.)
• You've cast three or more spells this turn.
• An opponent lost 6 or more life this turn.
• There are nine or more cards in your graveyard.
Reward — Draw a card.

Other creatures you control lose all abilities, can't gain abilities, and get +2/+2.

When Marina Vendrell enters, reveal the top seven cards of your library. Put all enchantment cards from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
{T}: Lock or unlock a door of target Room you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Add {B}{B}{B}.
If this card is signed by someone who has ever designed a Magic card, treat all black mana symbols on this card as red mana symbols. (To be respectful of the color pie.)

Tap an untapped creature you control, Discard a card: Target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

Double any effect that doubles. (It quadruples.)

Whenever Marshland Hordemaster or another Lizard you control enters, Marshland Hordemaster perpetually gains battle cry.
Whenever Marshland Hordemaster or another Lizard you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

{1}{B/R}: Switch a Killbot or Mary O'Kill in your hand with one on the battlefield. (If a creature is tapped, the switched creature is tapped. The same is true for untapped, attacking, blocking, enchanted, equipped, and targeted. Any counters on a creature are on the switched creature instead.)