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Ward {2}
As this creature enters, choose a creature type.
This creature is the chosen type in addition to its other types.
If a triggered ability of another creature you control of the chosen type triggers, it triggers an additional time.

Whenever you cast a spell, put a 0/1 colorless Egg artifact creature token onto the battlefield.
Whenever an Egg you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, destroy target artifact or creature.

Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.

{2}: Rocket Launcher deals 1 damage to any target. Destroy Rocket Launcher at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only if you've controlled Rocket Launcher continuously since the beginning of your most recent turn.

{3}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to any target.

{2}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

First strike, menace, trample
Partner

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gets +2/+1.
Whenever a creature you control enters, attach this Equipment to that creature.
Equip {5}

This artifact enters tapped with a time counter on it.
{T}: Add an amount of {C} equal to the number of time counters on this artifact.
{4}, {T}: Time travel. Activate only as a sorcery.

Flying
{2}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate no more than twice each turn.

Double strike
Equipped creature has double strike.
Equip {4}
Crew 2

Red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Flying
Whenever a player casts a spell, they lose 1 life for each spell they've cast this turn.

Trample
When this creature attacks or blocks, sacrifice it at end of combat.

Trample
This creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact and/or enchantment card in your graveyard.

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Put two charge counters on Runecarved Obelisk.
{T}, Sacrifice Runecarved Obelisk: Seek a card with the highest mana value among cards in your library with mana value X or less, where X is the number of charge counters on Runecarved Obelisk.

Equipped creature has first strike and gets +X/+0, where X is the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard.
Equip {2}

This artifact enters tapped.
{X}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: X target creatures with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.

When this Equipment enters, you may search your library, hand, and/or graveyard for a Rune card and put it onto the battlefield attached to this Equipment. If you search your library this way, shuffle.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Equip {2}

When this creature dies, each player draws a card.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and is every creature type.
Equip {2}

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice another artifact. If you can't, tap this creature and you lose 4 life.

You may choose not to untap this creature during your untap step.
{1}, {T}: Tap target artifact. It doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as this creature remains tapped.

Metalcraft — This artifact is a 5/5 Golem artifact creature as long as you control three or more artifacts.