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Toxic 2
When this Vehicle enters, draw a card.
Crew 3

{2}: Equipped creature gains hexproof until end of turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's blue.
Equip {1}

Echo {3}
{1}, {T}: Tap target artifact, creature, or land.

Equipped creature has trample.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's green.
Equip {1}

Equipped creature has vigilance.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's white.
Equip {1}

Equipped creature has haste.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's red.
Equip {1}

{2}: Regenerate equipped creature.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's black.
Equip {1}

Whenever you activate an ability, if it isn't a mana ability, you may pay {2}. If you do, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Equipped creature gets +1/+2.
Equip {2}

{2}, {T}: Shuffle target nontoken permanent you control into its owner's library.

Imprint — Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell from their hand, exile it instead of putting it into a graveyard as it resolves.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are four or more cards exiled with this artifact, choose one of them at random. You may cast it without paying its mana cost.

Ward {2}
As this creature enters, choose a creature type.
This creature is the chosen type in addition to its other types.
If a triggered ability of another creature you control of the chosen type triggers, it triggers an additional time.

Whenever you cast a spell, put a 0/1 colorless Egg artifact creature token onto the battlefield.
Whenever an Egg you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, destroy target artifact or creature.

Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.

{2}: Rocket Launcher deals 1 damage to any target. Destroy Rocket Launcher at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only if you've controlled Rocket Launcher continuously since the beginning of your most recent turn.

{3}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to any target.

{2}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

First strike, menace, trample
Partner

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gets +2/+1.
Whenever a creature you control enters, attach this Equipment to that creature.
Equip {5}

This artifact enters tapped with a time counter on it.
{T}: Add an amount of {C} equal to the number of time counters on this artifact.
{4}, {T}: Time travel. Activate only as a sorcery.

Flying
{2}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate no more than twice each turn.

Double strike
Equipped creature has double strike.
Equip {4}
Crew 2

Red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Flying
Whenever a player casts a spell, they lose 1 life for each spell they've cast this turn.