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This land enters tapped.
{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
When chaos ensues, cards can't enter from exile this turn. Then planeswalk.

Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Return up to one target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creatures your opponents control with power less than Baeloth Barrityl's power are goaded.
Whenever a goaded attacking or blocking creature dies, you create a Treasure token.
Choose a Background

Target creature's base power perpetually becomes 0.

When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls with mana value 3 or less.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, target opponent creates a 3/3 green Dinosaur creature token with trample.

Counter target spell, then ask a person outside the game if that spell looks dangerous to them. If they say yes, draw a card, then discard a card.

Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of legendary creatures you control.

Whenever you sacrifice another nontoken artifact or creature, exile it.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice another artifact or creature: Draw a card.
{3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Roll a d10. Return up to X cards from among cards exiled with this artifact to their owners' hands, where X is the result.

Whenever you discard a card, exile that card from your graveyard.
{2}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
{4}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return all cards exiled with this artifact to their owner's hand.

Bag of Stroopwafels enters the battlefield with eight stroopwafel counters on it.
{3}, {T}, Remove a stroopwafel counter from Bag of Stroopwafels: You gain 3 life and draw a card.

{4}{G}, {T}: Roll a d8. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card with mana value equal to the result. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Until end of turn, target creature you control gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control. It deals 1 damage to each opponent."
Overload {2}{B}{B}

At the beginning of your end step, if you control a creature with power greater than its base power, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Vigilance
Creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays {1} for each of those creatures.

Disturb {1}{U}

Destroy target creature. Create a Food token.

When this creature enters, create a Food token.
Whenever you expend 4, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Create a Food token.

Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G}.

When this creature enters, you may destroy target creature with power 1 or less.

First strike
Balan has double strike as long as two or more Equipment are attached to it.
{1}{W}: Attach all Equipment you control to Balan.

Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.