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Choose one —
• Ruinous Rampage deals 3 damage to each opponent.
• Exile all artifacts with mana value 3 or less.

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
When you discard this card, you may pay {B}. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

When Chronicler of Worship enters the battlefield, put a random Shrine card from among the top seven cards of your library into your hand. It perpetually gains "This spell costs {1} less to cast." Then shuffle.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Exile all permanents. You discard your hand.

You may have this land enter tapped as a copy of any land on the battlefield.

Flash
When this creature enters, you may exile target historic permanent you control. If you do, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target creature that player controls."

Exile target creature or planeswalker. You gain life equal to the number of counters on it.

Converge — When this creature enters, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.

Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment that player controls.

Start your engines!
When this enchantment enters, each opponent sacrifices a creature or Vehicle of their choice. Each opponent who can't discards a card.
{2}, Sacrifice this enchantment: You gain life equal to your speed.

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on this creature.
As long as this creature has four or more oil counters on it, it gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked.

Trample
Dodgy Jalopy's power is equal to the greatest mana value among creatures you control.
Crew 3
Scavenge {2}{G}

Flying, vigilance, deathtouch, lifelink
At the beginning of your end step, proliferate.

Draw two cards.

Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature you control, you may draw that many cards. Do this only once each turn.

Flash
When this enchantment enters, exile target spell.
Your opponents can't cast spells with the same name as the exiled card.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.

Vigilance
When this creature enters, you may search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, then shuffle. Put that card into your hand if you control an Assassin. Otherwise, put that card on top of your library.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, surveil 1.

{1}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Any player may activate this ability.
{1}: This creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Any player may activate this ability.

Draw three cards, then put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library.

As long as your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total, Bane has indestructible.
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, target opponent may have you draw a card. If they don't, you may put a creature card with equal or lesser toughness from your hand onto the battlefield.

Punish the Enemy deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker and 3 damage to target creature.

Draw three cards, then discard a card.

Eminence — As long as The Ur-Dragon is in the command zone or on the battlefield, other Dragon spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Flying
Whenever one or more Dragons you control attack, draw that many cards, then you may put a permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.