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Starting intensity 3
Return any number of creature cards with total mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is Legion's Chant's intensity.
All Chorus cards you own intensify by 1.

Whenever Leisure Bicycle attacks, target creature that crewed it this turn explores.
Crew 1
Cycling {2}

Exile target creature. You gain 1 life for each Boar you control.

Lifelink
When Leonin Sanctifier enters the battlefield, choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gains lifelink.

At the beginning of your upkeep, mill ten cards.
Whenever chaos ensues, target player mills ten cards.

When this artifact enters, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw this card. When that player draws this card, it deals 19½ damage to them.

Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, destroy target permanent other than this creature with the most lines of text in its text box. (If two or more cards are tied, target any one of them.)

If this card is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only a single creature you control, you may pay {1}. If you do, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Legendary Food tokens you control have hexproof and indestructible.
When you planeswalk to this plane, create Li'l Giri, a legendary 1/1 colorless Food Warrior artifact creature token.
Whenever chaos ensues, put X +1/+1 counters on target legendary artifact creature you control, where X is the number of times you've rolled the planar die this turn.

At the beginning of each combat, each creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn if it has the same name as another creature you control or a creature card in your graveyard.
{1}{R}{W}: Another target nontoken creature you control gains first strike and double team until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery and only once.

Exile target creature you control. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Hexproof
When Lich's Duel Mastery enters the battlefield, exile the top five cards of your library face down as shields.
If you would lose life, instead put one of your shields into your hand. If you can't, sacrifice Lich's Duel Mastery.
When Lich's Duel Mastery leaves the battlefield, you lose the game.

Spells can't be countered.
As long as it's your turn, each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard has flashback. The flashback cost is equal to that card's mana cost.

Each player gains X life, draws X cards, returns X creatures from their graveyard to the battlefield, then returns X lands from their graveyard to the battlefield.

You and target creature's controller each secretly choose a number 0 or greater. Then, reveal the chosen numbers. If your number was highest or tied for the highest, exile that creature. Each player who chose the highest number loses that much life.

Lifelink
Splice onto instant or sorcery {1}{B} (As you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's abilities to that spell. It's still an instant or sorcery spell.)

When Lightning Colt enters, it deals 3 damage to any target.

When Liliana's Other Contract enters the battlefield, you draw three cards and you lose 3 life.
If you would lose the game, instead exile Liliana's Other Contract, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.

You can't lose the game.
[+1]: Each opponent loses 1 life.
[–4]: Destroy target creature.

Conjure a random instant or sorcery card from the Lorwyn Eclipsed expansion into exile. Until end of turn, you may cast that card without paying its mana cost.
Storm

When this creature enters, roll to visit your Attractions.

When Lineprancers enters, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a power and toughness sticker on a creature you own.
{3}{G}: Target creature you don't control blocks target creature you control with a power and toughness sticker on it other than Lineprancers this turn if able.

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for 1 generic mana.)
Flying

When you planeswalk to Littjara and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 blue Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.
Whenever chaos ensues, choose a creature type. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control of that type.