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When you set this scheme in motion, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.

As Look at Me, I'm R&D comes into play, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than that number.
All instances of the first chosen number on permanents, spells, and cards in any zone are the second chosen number.

Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)

Four-faced (Whenever this becomes tapped, move it to the next stage, or to stage 1 if it's at stage 4.)
Stage 1 — (1/4)
Stage 2 — (4/1) Evolve
Stage 3 — (2/4) {U}: Loopy Lobster gets +1/-1 until end of turn.
Stage 4 — (4/4) Vigilance. {T}: Draw 2 cards.

Enchant creature
As Loose Lips enters, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.
Enchanted creature has flying.
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.

Enchant land
When Loose in the Park enters, draw a card, then draft a card from Loose in the Park's spellbook and exile it.
{3}: Enchanted land becomes a copy of the exiled card until end of turn and gains haste. It's still a land.

Mono Eminence — As the game begins, if Lorthos is your commander and your deck's color identity is mono-blue, your starting hand size becomes 8. (You draw 8 cards and your maximum hand size is 8.)
Whenever Lorthos attacks, tap all permanents your opponent controls.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Cave Entrance — Scry 1. (Leads to: Goblin Lair, Mine Tunnels)
Goblin Lair — Create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. (Leads to: Storeroom, Dark Pool)
Mine Tunnels — Create a Treasure token. (Leads to: Dark Pool, Fungi Cavern)
Storeroom — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. (Leads to: Temple of Dumathoin)
Dark Pool — Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. (Leads to: Temple of Dumathoin)
Fungi Cavern — Target creature gets -4/-0 until your next turn. (Leads to: Temple of Dumathoin)
Temple of Dumathoin — Draw a card.

Protection from modified creatures (Modified creatures have a power, toughness, or ability different than their printed versions.)
At the beginning of each player's end step, you may put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that player controls.

Sacrifice a permanent: Regenerate target creature you control.

Haste
Armour of Shrieking Souls — When Lucius the Eternal dies, exile it and choose target creature an opponent controls. When that creature leaves the battlefield, return Lucius the Eternal from exile to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Trample
Other creatures you control get +1/+1 and have trample.
When Lukamina, Bear Form dies, it unspecializes. If it unspecializes this way, return it to the battlefield tapped.

When this creature specializes, tap target nonland permanent an opponent controls. That permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as you control Lukamina, Crocodile Form.
When Lukamina, Crocodile Form dies, it unspecializes. If it unspecializes this way, return it to the battlefield tapped.

Flying, lifelink
When Lukamina, Hawk Form dies, it unspecializes. If it unspecializes this way, return it to the battlefield tapped.

Wild Shape — Specialize {3}. Activate only if you control six or more lands.
When Lukamina, Moon Druid enters, if you cast it, seek a land card with a basic land type.

Deathtouch
Lukamina, Scorpion Form must be blocked if able.
When Lukamina, Scorpion Form dies, it unspecializes. If it unspecializes this way, return it to the battlefield tapped.

Menace
Whenever this creature specializes or attacks, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
When Lukamina, Wolf Form dies, it unspecializes. If it unspecializes this way, return it to the battlefield tapped.

Flying
Whenever you attack with one or more other creatures with flying, draw that many cards, then discard a card.

Flying
Specialize {2}
When Lulu, Forgetful Hollyphant enters, you get a one-time boon with "When you cast a creature spell without flying, it perpetually gains flying."

Flying
Whenever you attack with one or more other creatures with flying, you gain twice that much life.

Flying
Whenever you attack with one or more other creatures with flying, create that many 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens that are tapped and attacking.

Flying
Whenever you attack with one or more other creatures with flying, each opponent loses that much life and you gain that much life.

Flying
Whenever you attack with one or more other creatures with flying, those creatures get +2/+2 until end of turn.

When Lumbering Lightshield enters, target opponent reveals a nonland card at random from their hand. It perpetually gains "This spell costs {1} more to cast."

Trample, haste
Lupine Harbingers enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of turns you've begun since it was foretold.
Foretell {4}{G}{G}