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When Goblin Researcher enters, exile the top card of your library. During any turn you attacked with Goblin Researcher, you may play that card.

Trample
Goblin Rock Sled doesn't untap during your untap step if it attacked during your last turn.
Goblin Rock Sled can't attack unless defending player controls a Mountain.

Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.

{R}{R}, {T}: Target creature you control can't be blocked this turn. Destroy it and Goblin Sappers at end of combat.
{R}{R}{R}{R}, {T}: Target creature you control can't be blocked this turn. Destroy it at end of combat.

{T}: Exile the top card of your library. If that card is a Goblin or an artifact card, you may play it this turn.

First strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.

Target creature you control climbs into Goblin Sleigh Ride. You slide them on their merry way. If the creature stayed on, it deals damage equal to its toughness to each other creature touched during the slide.

Whenever you crank Goblin Slingshot, creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.

When Goblin Trapfinder dies, seek a creature card with mana value 3 or less. That card perpetually gains haste, "This spell costs {1} less to cast," and "At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice this creature."

Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
2 — A card named Goblin Tutor
3 — An enchantment
4 — An artifact
5 — A creature
6 — An instant or sorcery

Target opponent chooses a creature they control. Other creatures they control can't block this turn.

Enchant nonland permanent
As Gobsmacked enters, choose a person outside the game.
As long as you can see the chosen person from your seat, enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, scry 1, then draw a card.
Equip {1}

{T}: Add {C}.
Legacy — {T}, Mark one of Gold Mine's unmarked nodes: Add one mana of any color.
☐, ☐, ☐, ☐, ☐

Flying, lifelink
Whenever you gain life, a random creature card in your hand perpetually gets +X/+X, where X is the amount of life you gained.

Whenever a land enters, that land's controller creates three 0/1 white Goat creature tokens.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.

Flying, vigilance

{1}, {T}: Each nontoken permanent with a name originally printed in the Antiquities expansion is sacrificed by its controller.

Whenever Goma Fada Vanguard attacks, target creature an opponent controls with power less than or equal to the number of Warriors and Equipment you control can't block this turn.

Gates you control enter untapped.
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color that a Gate you control could produce.

First Strike
You can't cast Good Knight if you're on the Phyrexian team.
If Good Knight is on the battlefield at the end of the game, score an additional point for the Mirran team.

Trample; rampage 2
Gorilla Berserkers can't be blocked except by three or more creatures.

Gorilla Pack can't attack unless defending player controls a Forest.
When you control no Forests, sacrifice Gorilla Pack.

Create a 2/2 green Gorilla creature token.
When a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard Gorilla Tactics, create two 2/2 green Gorilla creature tokens.