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Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Whenever one or more creatures attack you, you gain 1 life for each attacking creature.

Choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Target attacking creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Evolve
Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell with mana value less than this creature's power, draw a card.

Whenever Neerdiv becomes tapped, target player mills cards equal to its power.
Whenever you cast a spell from your graveyard or activate an ability of a card in your graveyard, draw a card and put a +1/+1 counter on Neerdiv.

Each other Wizard creature you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
{2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Draw a card.

When this creature enters, search your library for any number of Goblin cards, reveal them, then shuffle and put those cards on top in any order.

Choose two —
• Return target creature or planeswalker to its owner's hand.
• Counter target artifact or enchantment spell.
• Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.
• Target player shuffles up to three target cards from their graveyard into their library.

Flying
{U}: If target spell has only one target and that target is this creature, change that spell's target to another creature.
Morph {4}{U}

Affinity for Slivers
Slivers you control have double strike and haste.
At the beginning of your upkeep, create two 1/1 colorless Sliver creature tokens.

First strike, deathtouch
You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter tapped.
Whenever Thalia and The Gitrog Monster attacks, sacrifice a creature or land, then draw a card.

Fire at Will deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three target attacking or blocking creatures.

Peaceful Coexistence — At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that didn't attack or enter this turn. Untap those creatures.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
{W}: Return this Aura to its owner's hand.

Ghostfire is colorless.
Ghostfire deals 3 damage to any target.

At the beginning of your upkeep, the player with the lowest life total gains control of this creature. If two or more players are tied for lowest life total, you choose one of them, and that player gains control of this creature.

This land enters tapped with two depletion counters on it.
{T}, Remove a depletion counter from this land: Add {U}{U}. If there are no depletion counters on this land, sacrifice it.

As long as you control a Plains, this creature has first strike and lifelink.

This creature doesn't untap during your untap step.
Pay 8 life: Untap this creature.
This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures.

Flash
When this creature enters, exile a card from a graveyard.
Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, if it shares a card type with the exiled card, create a 1/1 white Human creature token.

Megamorph {6}{B}

Vigilance, trample

{T}: Add {C}.
{4}: This land becomes a 3/3 Citizen creature with vigilance until end of turn. It's still a land. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature and planeswalker you control.

Battle cry
This creature attacks each combat if able.

Everlasting Lich can't block.
Everlasting Lich can't die. (This creature has indestructible, can't be sacrificed, and doesn't go to the graveyard for having 0 toughness.)